Chuck Norris vs.Charles Bronson

[lurkingdirk]

WooHoo! Bronson in the lead.

Take that Chuck. You pansy mofo.

 

[tartanterrier]

I think Bronson would do him in good and proper

 

[Philbert]

WooHoo! Bronson in the lead.

Take that Chuck. You pansy mofo.

It's more of a Pansy Testimonial to the votes people are casting ...nothing to do with the actual Chuck Norris's SuperMegamagnificent Awesomeness.

Bronson is merely an ordinary SuperMortal Toughguy...he's no Chuck Norris...:thumbsup:

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

This is a surprisingly close poll. I thought Bronson would have easily taken this one like the lives he took.

 

[316sherm]

Norris

 

[lurkingdirk]

Dead tied. Dead, like everyone in the room with these two guys.

I still say 'stache > beard

 

[meesterperfect]

in real life, in their primes,most likely chuck.
i mean he is a professional fighter.
but bronson surely had the ability to put a hurtin on norris,
he was one tough dude with thick skin.

next thread- roberto duran vs. lou ferrigno

 

[feller469]

Chuck Norris never won an election, let alone after he died.

Right now, the Commissioner of Agriculture in the state of Florida is ...Charles Bronson.

(and for those that don't know, Crist is the governor)

 

[316sherm]

Chuck Norris never won an election, let alone after he died.

Right now, the Commissioner of Agriculture in the state of Florida is ...Charles Bronson.

(and for those that don't know, Crist is the governor)

:rofl: Last time we went to Destin for vacation, I snagged this on my phone!:rofl2:

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[TunnelOfLove]

Bronson would shoot Norris. It's that simple.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Charles Bronson is the baddest man who ever lived. The only thing better than a good Charles Bronson movie is a bad Charles Bronson movie. Have to admit that I'm not very objective as I'm wearing a Death Wish 3 shirt right now.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Bronson

Early life and World War II service
Bronson was born Charles Dennis Buchinsky (some sources note that he was born as Karolis Bučinskis, Casimir Businskis) in Ehrenfeld, Pennsylvania in the Pittsburgh Tri-State area.

He was one of 15 children born to a Lithuanian immigrant father of Lipka Tatar ancestry and a Lithuanian mother. His father was from the town of Druskininkai.

Bronson was the first member of his family to graduate from high school. As a young child Bronson did not speak English and learned it later as a foreign language. Bronson's father died when Bronson was only 10, and he went to work in the coal mines. Initially Bronson worked in the office of a coal mine, later in the mine itself. He worked there until he entered military service during World War II. He earned $1 per ton of coal mined. His family was so poor that, at one time, he reportedly had to wear his sister's dress to school because he had nothing else to wear.

In 1943, Bronson enlisted in the United States Army Air Forces and served as an aerial gunner in the 760th Flexible Gunnery Training Squadron, and in 1945 as a B-29 Superfortress crewman with the 39th Bombardment Group based on Guam. He was awarded a Purple Heart for wounds received during his service.

 

[question]

Chuck will still be here in 2080. :thumbsup:

 

[Icewater Jones]

Charles Bronson is the baddest man who ever lived. The only thing better than a good Charles Bronson movie is a bad Charles Bronson movie. Have to admit that I'm not very objective as I'm wearing a Death Wish 3 shirt right now.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Bronson

Yeah, all that's well and good, but let's be for real. One on one, man to man, Chuck Norris would slaughter Bronson.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

Norris was defeated in his first two tournaments, dropping decisions to Joe Lewis and Allen Steen and three matches at the International Karate Championships to Tony Tulleners. By 1967 Norris had improved enough that he scored victories over the likes of Lewis, Skipper Mullins, Arnold Urquidez, Victor Moore, Ron Marchini, and Steve Sanders. In early 1968, Norris suffered the tenth and last loss of his career, losing an upset decision to Louis Delgado. On November 24, 1968, he avenged his defeat to Delgado and by doing so won the Professional Middleweight Karate champion title, which he held for six consecutive years.[6] In 1969, he won Karate's triple crown for the most tournament wins of the year, and the Fighter of the Year award by Black Belt Magazine.

Also, in 1969, Norris made his acting debut in the Dean Martin film The Wrecking Crew.

In 1970, his younger brother Weiland was killed in Vietnam. Norris later dedicated his Missing in Action films to his brother's memory. At a martial arts demonstration in Long Beach, Norris met the soon-to-be famous martial artist Bruce Lee. In 1972 he acted as Lee's nemesis in the movie Way of the Dragon (titled Return of the Dragon in its U.S. distribution), which is widely credited with launching him toward stardom. In Asia Norris is still known primarily for this role. In 1974, McQueen encouraged him to begin acting classes at MGM. Chuck Norris retired with a karate record of 183-10-2.

 

[Dashman]

So between the two, only Bronson has actually been in kill-or-be-killed combat.

Bronson wins.

 

[Skyraider22]

This is a surprisingly close poll. I thought Bronson would have easily taken this one like the lives he took.

I'm shocked my self I was thinking Norris would take it but hey Bronson is leading I going to love to see how this ends.

 

[The Grasshopper]

Charles

 

[MrZiggles]

Bronson would pull a gun and blow Chuck's head off.

 

[Skyraider22]

Oh hell why not BUMP

 

[Skyraider22]

Vote more or die that all I had

 

[Smallville22]

Chuck Norris