Chuck Norris vs.Charles Bronson

Chuck Norris vs. Charles Bronson

  • Norris

    Votes: 20 44.4%
  • Bronson

    Votes: 25 55.6%

  • Total voters
    45
  • Poll closed .
Oh no you di'n't! :nono:

:tongue:
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
It depends. Is one of them rockin' the popped collar and spray on tan?
 
The thing is Chuck Norris has been defeated before, never has Bronson.

 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

Chuck Norris > Everyone Else > Charles Bronson > Whimsy
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
Chuck Norris by a landslie. He is a bad m'fer.
Nobody challenges the Chuck.
 

Mayhem

Banned
Hand-to hand? Norris in about 10 seconds. I wish both of their movies had been a lot better, but it was the age they acted in. But Norris was (is) no fake when it came to martial arts skills.

In terms of movies made, Bronsons early work (Dirty Dozen, The Great Escape, Once Upon a Time in the West, The Magnificent Seven) beat the shit out of everything Norris made, combined. It's just that, to me, Bronson is forever tainted by those godawful Death Wish movies.
 
Charles Bronson would put out an excessive machine and then wait for Chuck Norris to get in it.
Then when Chuck Norris was stuck in the machine, Charles Bronson would stand a few feet back out of striking range, say something to chuck about the bleakness of life.
When Chuck tells Charles he should rot in Hell, Charles would agree and unload his gun into Chucks face.

Charles Bronson played cold blooded bastards.
 

Philbert

Banned
It's a fake fight scene with Chuck and Bruce...sorry to ruin your Easter Bunny World.
Charlie has lost many Hollywood fights, been killed, etc...it's not real.:D

True fact : Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

True Fact : Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
 
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