Chimpanzees exchange meat for sex

Columbus, Ohio………..AP

Males enter into "deals" whereby they exchange credit cards for sex, according to researchers.

Male humans that are willing to share the proceeds of their hunting expeditions mate twice as often as their more selfish counterparts
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
i think the women have their favorite meat providers, usually saying to them, "when it comes to sex, nothing beats your meat."
 

Marlo Manson

Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
:rofl2: Fuckin hilarious. :yesyes::rolleyes:
 
Yeah it might seem great now for the chimp but just wait, soon she is going to be asking for jewelry, an expensive nights out on the town, and half his bananas instead.
 
And still there are people who claim we're not related...

All we need now is a chimp that does weird dances, makes weird noises, throws rocks at the chimps who give away and receive meat and strangles every chimp who claims the world is round or claims that they're related to us.
 

Marlo Manson

Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
Imagine a sect of chimps that are religious fanatics. :eek::uohs: or how about chimps that all of the sudden pick up a gun go totally BANANA'S and spontaneously go on killing spree's? :rolleyes::ak47::violent:
 
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i think everyone is missing the point...apparently chimps are whores! but seriously tho that's a pretty interesting article and an interesting find
 
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