Check out my mad seashell pasta with marinara sauce and Italian sausage skills

[Jack Davenport]

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Fresh garlic-check
Fresh tomatoes-check
Onions
Fresh basil and oregano-check
Romano cheese in the sauce-check
Olive oil-check
Rosemary-check

 

[Jack Davenport]

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

I miss pasta. I'm tired of this keto thing.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I miss pasta. I'm tired of this keto thing.

Now we wait.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Now we wait.

I can already hear it.

 

[RJS13]

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Fresh garlic-check
Fresh tomatoes-check
Onions
Fresh basil and oregano-check
Romano cheese in the sauce-check
Olive oil-check
Rosemary-check

Please tell me you didn't add the oil to the pasta water

:catpopcorn: :nono:

 

[seamanmonkey]

Now I'm hungry

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Please tell me you didn't add the oil to the pasta water

:catpopcorn: :nono:

You have no idea how many people look at me dumb founded, when I explain this to them.

 

[RJS13]

You have no idea how many people look at me dumb founded, when I explain this to them.

I've all but given up trying to explain it dude. When the conversation does come up I'll quickly end it by simply saying "If you need oil in the water to prevent sticking, clumping and getting gluey, YOUR NOT COOKING IT CORRECTLY!!!" That usually shuts them down pretty quick but not without a quizzical look on their face. Sometimes when I get the dumb look I'll just say "Look, long story short, you can't fucking cook"

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I only use oil instead of water when making noodles!!!

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I've all but given up trying to explain it dude. When the conversation does come up I'll quickly end it by simply saying "If you need oil in the water to prevent sticking, clumping and getting gluey, YOUR NOT COOKING IT CORRECTLY!!!" That usually shuts them down pretty quick but not without a quizzical look on their face. Sometimes when I get the dumb look I'll just say "Look, long story short, you can't fucking cook"

It's just fucking laziness. If you can't stay near the stove for ELEVEN fucking minutes, to stir your pasta....open a can of Chef Boyardee.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Please tell me you didn't add the oil to the pasta water

:catpopcorn: :nono:

I did not add oil to the pasta water. However, I do add a little pasta water to the sauce.

 

[RJS13]

I did not add oil to the pasta water. However, I do add a little pasta water to the sauce.

Smart man, love the pasta water trick, great thickening agent

 

[RJS13]

It's just fucking laziness. If you can't stay near the stove for ELEVEN fucking minutes, to stir your pasta....open a can of Chef Boyardee.

No shit, lazy persons cooking. Your standing in front of the fucking stove anyways stirring the marinara and buttering garlic bread. Stir the cot damn pasta in between and your golden.

 

[RJS13]

This vid pretty much says it all
Piss arf ya lazy fucks