Cars that repel women

Hey all!! My first thread....how cool.:) I can't believe I'm gonna post something non-porn related...so unlike me!!

Anyway I saw an article today. I'd love to know what the ladies think....

1) Chrysler PT Cruiser, Chevrolet HHR, and the Ford Flex - too "hearse" like

2) Dodge Viper - women say "It's like this big phallus on wheels!"

3) Minivans.....enuff said

4) ******* Trucks - No woman wants to be riding shotgun in a contraption that makes her look as though she herself is on display, à la the reigning Miss Pig Knuckle Queen at the local agricultural fair

5) New Volkswagen Bug - fenders that convey imagery of heaving female breasts, that little built-in dashboard vase to cradle a flower...car design doesn't get more feminine than the VW New Beetle.

6) American made classic muscle cars(Camaro, Challenger) - loud and smell of coolant and burnt rubber. And believe it or not, most chicks just aren't into that kind of sensory experience.

7) Jeep Wrangler - heavy duty suspension, oversized wheels fitted with oversized knobby tires, and a towing winch mounted to the front bumper

8) Ford Probe and the Mercury Cougar - what's in a name?

9) Buicks - driven by old men

10) SUVs - Cadillac Escalade, Lincoln Navigator. Driven by housewives

11) Hummer - un-feminine uber-boxy shape,a pain in the butt to parallel park.... or it's the name.

12) Motorhomes - port-a potty on wheels

Now, I didn't make up this list. I'm just curious what the ladies think, cause I've met quite a few women who are into muscle cars and sports cars.
 

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