Car Alarm

[BlueBalls]

Frankly, I'm surprised the car isn't on fire.

 

[tittenman]

Next step is to put something through the jackasses windscreen and not on it!

 

[StanScratch]

I hear alarms can be turned off by putting them at the bottom of a river.

 

[bigstew71]

Hit the bumber with a baseball bat really fucking hard! And I mean HARD!!! Deploys the airbag! :thumbsup:

 

[lurkingdirk]

so which of the two notes do you think is more effective? if I were to leave a note, it would read like this:

"Dear Sir and/or Ma'am,
I know where you live, and your car alarm is making me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.

Disturbedly yours,
Bruce B."

 

[Superfly007]

turn you fucking alarm off! Look he's so mad he can't even write he thoughts down correctly! Now you need to fix that alarm your affecting people's grammar!

 

[Shindekudasai]

Only in America....and probably some parts of London.

I bet in Rome, Paris, Berlin or even where I live, noone would give a crap. Must be nice to live in such a hostile environment 24/7.

 

[hillhopper]

Alarms are for wussies, I keep a 12 foot python in my car to keep people out of it!

 

[Cutie]

I hear alarms can be turned off by putting them at the bottom of a river.

Dynomite works too, and you don't have to get it to the river! lol

 

[lurkingdirk]

I hear alarms can be turned off by putting them at the bottom of a river.

Dynomite works too, and you don't have to get it to the river! lol

actually, if you know how, you can open the hood and disconnect the battery. not only does this stop the alarm, it tends to make the owners mad as hell when they try to start their car the next morning.

i'm not sayin' i've done that. i'm just sayin....