A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for Christmas dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the ****** and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating .
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s ****** looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman’s chair, and said in a rather stern voice, “Rover!”
The woman thought, “This is great!” and a big smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longerrrrrrip.
The ****** again looked at the dog and yelled, “Rover!”
Once again the woman smiled and thought “Yes!” A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn’t even think about it.
She let out a fart that rivalled a fog horn.
Once again, the ****** looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, “Rover, get away from her, before she shits on your head!”
This is to be her first time meeting the ****** and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating .
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s ****** looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman’s chair, and said in a rather stern voice, “Rover!”
The woman thought, “This is great!” and a big smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longerrrrrrip.
The ****** again looked at the dog and yelled, “Rover!”
Once again the woman smiled and thought “Yes!” A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn’t even think about it.
She let out a fart that rivalled a fog horn.
Once again, the ****** looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, “Rover, get away from her, before she shits on your head!”
