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[Ace Boobtoucher]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I hate cars with oversized rims.

 

[hillhopper]

Is the car being held up by the tire or is it comming off when they lifted the car with the...the...can't think...lift thingies...damn.....shocks or something? Is that it? the car is losing it's tire after it pumped up it's shocks....Damn...my roots are showing....What are they called...some one school me please.

 

[lurkingdirk]

yeah, i hate them too. especially when they choose such a stupid car to put them on.

with no joke, there is one in my neighbourhood - it is a CHEVETTE with oversized rims.

wankers.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Is the car being held up by the tire or is it coming off when they lifted the car with the...the...can't think...lift thingies...damn.....shocks or something?

Okay, it's a jack. If you have car trouble, please take a boy with you to the mechanic. With your lack of knowledge, they're going to charge you for ridiculous shit like rotating the air in your tires or replacing your turn signal fluid...

 

[BlueBalls]

You guys have drive thru chinese restaurants over there? Damn!

Although I haven't actually had chinese food in about 10 years so I don't know why I care.

 

[hillhopper]

I looked it up I was talking about hydrolics...but if we're going to talk about car repair, I just had my cd player checked for viruses and I just had my windshield washer fluid filter changed.....How much should I have been charged? He kept wanting me to sit in the back seat with my short short skirt and open and close the door for him so he could check for squeaks...they must have been elusive cause he was bending down putting his ear to the door for like 10 minutes before he found a spot on the hinge to spray with lotion stuff. Afterwards he asked if he could lube anything else up but I told him I only let girls do that to me and he ended up not charging me for any of it. Including replacing the tilt steering wheel batteries.

 

[camplo72]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:,big wheels aren't meant for big cars,unless you got money and are or know a down ass mechanic :thumbsup:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I looked it up I was talking about hydrolics...but if we're going to talk about car repair, I just had my cd player checked for viruses and I just had my windshield washer fluid filter changed.....How much should I have been charged? He kept wanting me to sit in the back seat with my short short skirt and open and close the door for him so he could check for squeaks...they must have been elusive cause he was bending down putting his ear to the door for like 10 minutes before he found a spot on the hinge to spray with lotion stuff. Afterwards he asked if he could lube anything else up but I told him I only let girls do that to me and he ended up not charging me for any of it. Including replacing the tilt steering wheel batteries.

sounds about right. i hope the mechanic checked to make sure gravity still applied to your car too.

:wave2:

 

[Skyraider22]

Ha Ha Ha Ah :1orglaugh

 

[hillhopper]

sounds about right. i hope the mechanic checked to make sure gravity still applied to your car too.

:wave2:

They tried to get me to buy some anti-flotation device but I knew that I'd never drive the car to Hawaii, maybe when I retire.

 

[Ace Bandage]

...sit in the back seat with my short short skirt... could lube anything else up... I only let girls do that to me

Sorry, that's all I saw. Was there a camera around, preferably hi-def with zoom? :angels:

 

[tittenman]

Oversized idiot more like.

 

[hillhopper]

Sorry, that's all I saw. Was there a camera around, preferably hi-def with zoom? :angels:

Why would he need to use a camera to check for squeaks? The second mechanic was video taping everything any way...so maybe they can get screen caps or something...geesh guys give a girl a break I just found out that the AC means air conditioning not Activate Car....that was embarassing.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Silly ghetto

 

[feller469]

that is NOT how you are supposed to roll in the 386

 

[lppedreira]

ok, now change it man!:dunno:

 

[biomech]

I looked it up I was talking about hydrolics...but if we're going to talk about car repair, I just had my cd player checked for viruses and I just had my windshield washer fluid filter changed.....How much should I have been charged? He kept wanting me to sit in the back seat with my short short skirt and open and close the door for him so he could check for squeaks...they must have been elusive cause he was bending down putting his ear to the door for like 10 minutes before he found a spot on the hinge to spray with lotion stuff. Afterwards he asked if he could lube anything else up but I told him I only let girls do that to me and he ended up not charging me for any of it. Including replacing the tilt steering wheel batteries.

Oh my god, that is hilarious. :rofl: :rofl2::hatsoff::glugglug::wave:

 

[Hypergalaxy]

I looked it up I was talking about hydrolics...but if we're going to talk about car repair, I just had my cd player checked for viruses and I just had my windshield washer fluid filter changed.....How much should I have been charged? He kept wanting me to sit in the back seat with my short short skirt and open and close the door for him so he could check for squeaks...they must have been elusive cause he was bending down putting his ear to the door for like 10 minutes before he found a spot on the hinge to spray with lotion stuff. Afterwards he asked if he could lube anything else up but I told him I only let girls do that to me and he ended up not charging me for any of it. Including replacing the tilt steering wheel batteries.

:1orglaugh Rep



And has far as the OP yes wheels that are too big should be taken off and beaten over the head of the idiot that put them on

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I looked it up I was talking about hydrolics...but if we're going to talk about car repair, I just had my cd player checked for viruses and I just had my windshield washer fluid filter changed.....How much should I have been charged? He kept wanting me to sit in the back seat with my short short skirt and open and close the door for him so he could check for squeaks...they must have been elusive cause he was bending down putting his ear to the door for like 10 minutes before he found a spot on the hinge to spray with lotion stuff. Afterwards he asked if he could lube anything else up but I told him I only let girls do that to me and he ended up not charging me for any of it. Including replacing the tilt steering wheel batteries.

I don't know if you've been told before, Hilly, but you're over thinking this one.