Butt grab celebrations could get ****** Iranian players 74 lashes

Mohammed Nosrati and Sheis Rezaei of Iranian league club Persepolis have already been ****** indefinitely from entering any stadium in the country after celebrating goals in their side's nationally televised win over Damash Gilan last weekend by grabbing their teammate's backsides. They were also fined about $40,000 each. It was a harsh penalty for acts deemed "immoral" under the country's strict regulations, but it could end up being the easiest part of their punishment.

According to Iran's "semiofficial" Fars News Agency, the two players now face the very real possibility of imprisonment and 74 lashes on the pitch from which they've been ******.
Once again, I'm left in awe of how backwards and shortsighted these fanatic bastards are. IT'S A FUCKING GAME!!! I'm not a fan of ass-grabbing at sporting events, but it's a part of what the steroid monstrosities on the field do. Let it go.

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