Bullshitting

[gloyster]

How much do you bullshit?

Oh scoofter!

What I do is bullshit with bullshiters, and the people who wear masks, just like me. It's interesting to have a few white lies in your pocket.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Hey skank.

You know how the pyramids cock-block Egyptians dontcha? Dontcha? With fifty Hebrew winch blocks.

Whatcha gonna winch?

Do you want to stand around winching or do you want to winch that dong? Wingo!

I'm helping him winch a cock; there might be a tornader tonight.

.niw I

 

[Member442]

Not big on bullshitting I see no point in it.

 

[gloyster]

It's funny to tricks the fakers of the world by playing them at their own game.

 

[alexpnz]

Hey skank.

You know how the pyramids cock-block Egyptians dontcha? Dontcha? With fifty Hebrew winch blocks.

Whatcha gonna winch?

Do you want to stand around winching or do you want to winch that dong? Wingo!

I'm helping him winch a cock; there might be a tornader tonight.

.niw I

I.dont.understand.this

 

[Jagger69]

Bullshitting is an art form. You can bullshit someone without lying to them. It's a fine line, but very doable.

Example: (Salesman to potential buyer): "80% of the time, our product works every time!". Misleading? For sure. Lying? No way. Bullshit? Without question.

A very smart mentor of mine once gave me this little bit of wisdom: "I will never deliberately lie to you. However, you must be very, very specific regarding the questions you ask of me".

Sales is the art of bullshitting....guiding a prospect down a particular path without lying to them but, more importantly, without revealing everything they know unless asked.

My wife often refers to me as a "hired liar". I prefer to think of me as a "hired bullshit artist"....and it truly is an art. The best ones are incredibly successful.

 

[alexpnz]

I.call.Bullshit.on.this.one

 

[LukeEl]

Is this one of those rhetorical questions gloyster?

 

[maildude]

 

[lurkingdirk]

Know what's bullshit?

The OP.

He/she/it is quite good at it, too.

 

[grower_boy]

Today I saw I sexy chick. I walked up to her and squeezed her buns and then gave her a huge purple hickey on her neck. We then had hot sex on a bus.

...Hey, I'm bullshitting right now!

 

[brodkill]

 

[BCT]

Gloyster I'm convinced you smoke crack regularly!

 

[Legzman]

Bullshitting is an art form. You can bullshit someone without lying to them. It's a fine line, but very doable.

Example: (Salesman to potential buyer): "80% of the time, our product works every time!". Misleading? For sure. Lying? No way. Bullshit? Without question.

A very smart mentor of mine once gave me this little bit of wisdom: "I will never deliberately lie to you. However, you must be very, very specific regarding the questions you ask of me".

Sales is the art of bullshitting....guiding a prospect down a particular path without lying to them but, more importantly, without revealing everything they know unless asked.

My wife often refers to me as a "hired liar". I prefer to think of me as a "hired bullshit artist"....and it truly is an art. The best ones are incredibly successful.

your in sales?


I fuckin hate sales people! Probably cause the sales people at my work, always fuckin shit up and making more work for those of us not born with the gift of lying for a living.

 

[gloyster]

I walk around seeing people smoke crack but me ain't touched that shit and never eveeer will.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Jebus with a broom playing quidditch.

How long, oh mods, must we be plagued with this festering ass boil?

 

[gloyster]

I told my mother I wanted a pair of boobs for xmas.

She believed it, this is why I bullshit.

 

[John_8581]

I told my mother I wanted a pair of boobs for xmas.

She believed it, this is why I bullshit.

Hey, then maybe you can go out with Fallhell on a date?? :dunno:

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

 

[Jagger69]

your in sales?


I fuckin hate sales people! Probably cause the sales people at my work, always fuckin shit up and making more work for those of us not born with the gift of lying for a living.

Wow. Thanks for the incredibly bigoted and ignorant attitude! You don't even know me as an individual and you have already judged me? Alll I can say is you can kiss my :moon:.

I'd like to remind you that you wouldn't even have a job is it weren't for someone making a sale so be careful about biting the hand that feeds you. Nine times out of ten the need to mislead a prospective client or withhold information emanates from some fuck-up like you not doing his job and the salesman is forced to cover up for it to secure the business.

Please tell me what you do for a living so I can make some equally idiotic and prejudicial statement about you!

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I.dont.understand.this

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