Broke my penis

[sexinator]

http://www.ibrokemypenis.com/

 

[Skyraider22]

Oh man the poor guy well better him that me.:dunno:

 

[Legzman]

I've found out from personal experience that a fully erect penis can in fact bend at a 90 degree angle...hurts like a bitch, but I never broke anything thank god! Amazing thing the penis is. You can either make babies with it, bend steel, cut diamonds, use it as a self defense weapon, etc...but breaking it...I'll pass!

 

[Galactic]

What a story! Shit......I hope to God that never happens to me.

 

[sexinator]

I've found out from personal experience that a fully erect penis can in fact bend at a 90 degree angle...hurts like a bitch, but I never broke anything thank god! Amazing thing the penis is. You can either make babies with it, bend steel, cut diamonds, use it as a self defense weapon, etc...but breaking it...I'll pass!

And it can mysteriously change shape!

 

[BlueBalls]

I broke my penis once, it was the summer of 1947 the war was over and people were just starting to live again.


:rofl:

 

[CapnSexy322]

wow. dang i feel bad for that guy. i cant believe that could actually happen.

 

[Dawn]

Ouch

 

[Timbobjambo]

Ouch and that's why you should always use quality stuff. If i may do a suggestion go for an African kind.

 

[cartman24]

Oh my god, that was hard to read all the way through. I wouldn't wish for this to happen to my worst enemy.

 

[Sicario]

Reading this story gives my dick the quivers . . .

OUCH!!!

 

[Hypergalaxy]

I have read a few stories like this one and everytime its the same thing, Ouch!! Pour bastard lol. I am glad I have never experienced this and I hope I NEVER will

 

[MXM88]

dam

 

[young_guns]

no thanks

 

[colt anaconda]

 

[lost1dc]

Ouch. And he wasn't even banging his gf. I remember watching a scene where Erica Boyer is bouncing up and down on a guy and his d*ck slips out. Because of this, she is on the downwards motion and bends it to an impossible angle.

 

[stampede2873]

Uuuugh! That hurts me!!!