Britney Spears' music used to scare off Somali Pirates

Whoever believes that Britney Spears' music isn't powerful, need think again. Chart toppers like "Hit Me Baby One More Time" and "Oops I Did it Again" have proven to be effective weapons when blasted at approaching Somali Pirates who reportedly retreat at the mere sound of the songstress.



http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/10/28/Britney-Spears-Music-Used-To-Scare-Off-Somali-Pirates



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tartanterrier

Is somewhere outhere.
We could always parachute her in. But that would be our nuclear option so to speak.

"It's Britney, bitch."

I think that may work.Although if for whatever reason it didn't,you could always send in the rest of the Mickey Mouse club as a back up for a plan B.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Part of the new "Non-Lethal Response" initiative by the merchant marine.
 
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