We use inches to measure some stuff, such as cocks. You can replace Person B with all manner of stuff such as "Yeah and I'm shagging Taylor Swift" (true btw) or something like that. We like to vary the response so as not to seem clichéd.The following exchange could take place in America:
Person A: I have a 13-inch penis.
Person B: Yeah and I'm the Queen of England.
I understand Person A would not be using inches but would Person B's response be something one would say? Is there a different person used in England to express incredulity in this way?
Yak does have a point that some people in North America (esp older people) do say "I'm the queen/king of England" as a go-to retort, but don't say things like "I'm the PM of Canada". I assume Brits don't say "I'm the king of England", but was there a similar thing were you would say "I'm the prez of the US?"We use inches to measure some stuff, such as cocks. You can replace Person B with all manner of stuff such as "Yeah and I'm shagging Taylor Swift" (true btw) or something like that. We like to vary the response so as not to seem clichéd.
Also, the queen is dead so Person B shouldn't be able to say anything.
There is a hamlet in Cornwall called Cocks.“Minge Lane,” “Bell End,” “Sandy Balls,” “Beaver Close,” “Rimswell,” “Crotch Crescent,” and “Cumming Court.”
It's only bad news for rich twats who should be paying more taxes anyway.When delivering bad news, it helps to have a cute looking tradition like this
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Which is fitting because that's what Cornwall is full of!There is a hamlet in Cornwall called Cocks.
I thought FO Mods were paid so handsomely that they fell into the "rich twat tax bracket"It's only bad news for rich twats who should be paying more taxes anyway.