Boycott Shark Week

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I've never ****ed a shark. But if I could get a sweet-ass shark toof necklace and a nice pair of shark skin boots out of it, I might.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I've always thought an F-16 Falcon looked like a shark from underneath.

Interesting...I never have either. You're correct, it does...........ORRRRRRR, does a shark, look like an F-16 Falcon?
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Well, Supa, we can always count on a talking head from Fox News to say something stoopid and ridiculous.

I think that Fox News (including Fox Business News) and MSNBC (and its ******, CNBC) alternate saying stupid things through the week. Two sides of the same coin.
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
Just a heads-up, but there's a Sharknado marathon is on my local Sci-Fi channel tonight.

Sharknado 1, Sharknado 2 and climaxing with goddamn 'Sharknado 3 O Hell No!'
The Hoff is cameoing(sp) in 3, so it's gotta' be epic. Right?! I mean more epic than usual.

I've got a new bottle of bourbon ready to crack open, full ice cube trays and mein favourite kampfy chair ready to go.

Cheers.
 
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