Booming Recession Businesses - Name em

Facetious

Moderated
√ Firearms & Ammunition for one. :ak47:

√ Any establishment that serves a $5 (U.S.) meal.

What else ? Is your business, industry or profession doing well these days ? :bigear:
 

Wainkerr99

Closed Account
Hairstyling. In so called good economic times people want to look good. In bad economic times people need to look good.
 
As much as I'm a fan of firearms and ammunition with the fact that quality arms cost so much I would be surprised if they are selling out right now...

...Then again maybe people are hurrying before the Democratic congress and administration has time to stop worrying about the economy for a few minutes and do something stupid. :dunno:
 

Facetious

Moderated
Animal Shelters, albeit sadly. :crying:
Please adopt ! :angels:

Gold & Precious metals pushers are making a killing charging some 5% commission off of each sale ! What a f'en racket ! Buy 1 measely oz. of gold -> pay $50.00 in commission costs !!!!!! Plus insured shipping costs Plus sales tax

:RIP OFFs: :thefinger
 

Philbert

Banned
Debt collectors is an obvious one.

I also heard with unemployment and work slow downs up that the gaming websites are getting more traffic.

Debt collection hits the skids when money is tight...most debt is already written off before the first collection call is made.
Unlike repo, debt collection is like fishing, ask enough people to pay a debt for something they already have, and some will.
Last thing paid when money gets tight is an old debt.
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...

Facetious

Moderated
..The Federal Government, the ones who nurtured this current economic crisis is hiring. Maybe look into becoming a team member of Obama's National Civilian Security Force, that is, if you don't mind walking around the neighborhood in green jeans + brown shirt, with clipboard in hand, as you go door to door, asking the "head of the household(s)" if their residence has green certified utilities e.g. dishwasher, dryer, washing machine, water heater & furnace.

.."May I enter the home to make certain ?" . . . "No ? You gotta be hiding something with that attitude ! . . it says here that you're a firearms owner . . . (?) a . . and you won't let us in to check your utility compliance ? !!!!!!!" "That's it, we're notifying the "Eh T F" agents. :tongue: :shocked:

Aside -
Don't bother sending in a job application to your State, city or county government, they can't print money. :laugh:


Silly
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Dollar stores are killin' em right now!:yesyes:
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Oooh.. civilian security force? Holy shit I'm a jew, sign me up for gestapo duty!

It's only 10% sad at this moment.. that I'm completely serious. I need money. They need smiling yet persistent people. Sign me up.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Campbell's Soup and other companies that mass produce canned goods. They're relatively cheap, plus, people buy canned goods when they fear that the end of the world is on the horizon. Since people are over-reactive morons, canned goods are flying off the shelves.

It's funny too, because the price on canned goods has gone UP, yet, people are still buying them. Chef Boyardee cans used to be 10 for $10 at my grocery store, but now they're 2 for $3. Yet...people are still buying them just as fast as the grocery store can put them on the shelves.
 
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