Blue Balls.

OMFG that affliction has got to be the worst feeling in the world for a male to go through.

The other night I went out with my roomate and we ended up bringing these girls over that I used to work with out here... and I really liked the girl I was talking with and we were just doing a lot of cuddling and whatnot while watching movies... Normally I would have made a move and it would have been going down, but something had me acting differently, like this girl might be more than a cheap fuck you know? Sooooo, I took it easy at least on her you know I just played it cool and followed her pace... and what did that get me? The bluest balls I've ever had in my lifetime... I mean my balls were so blue, I couldn't even bring myself to rub one out the next morning after she left it hurt so bad...

my roomate was laughing hysterically when I informed him of my condition.... That really didn't help. lol

Man.... The things we go through for some women.... if only they knew..
 

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