Black penis stereotype

Deepcover

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Maybe I should move down to America and pull down my pants because when I seem to pull down my pants in Canada, the canadian chicks seem to not have an urge or a crave for black dick. Maybe I need to turn my dick into bacon or something i dunno...fuckin fucked up western world. You think that would work? Someone? Anybody? Come on. Put bacon powder on my dick.
 

TheOrangeCat

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Maybe I should move down to America and pull down my pants because when I seem to pull down my pants in Canada, the canadian chicks seem to not have an urge or a crave for black dick. Maybe I need to turn my dick into bacon or something i dunno...fuckin fucked up western world. You think that would work? Someone? Anybody? Come on. Put bacon powder on my dick.

Or, you're actually a 5'2" white, copy shop clerk ..... :eek:

Assuming the verite of your Nubian heritage, maybe your dick (black, elephantine, or not) is simply not appealing to women? It has to be true that not every cock can be attractive, just as not every man (I know, hard to comprehend) is not attractive to the opposite sex ...

You should talk to Shimmy about this. He has vast experience of turning the 'black bull' fantasy into a massive disappointment/giggle-fest:D
 
Maybe I should move down to America and pull down my pants because when I seem to pull down my pants in Canada, the canadian chicks seem to not have an urge or a crave for black dick. Maybe I need to turn my dick into bacon or something i dunno...fuckin fucked up western world. You think that would work? Someone? Anybody? Come on. Put bacon powder on my dick.

Ever try the traditional method...? Ya know, like talk to a chick, get her name..maybe a date at McDonald's or Subway before you flash her....?

(BTW, Flashing our chicks doesn't really work either and will likely get the cops forming a circle around you taking batting practice with their batons. :2 cents:)
 

TheOrangeCat

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McDonalds as a first date? Dude. Srsly. Ever met a bitch that deserved a Micky D first date?:D:D

Well, I wouldn't but I was addressing a guy who's apparently trying to figure out why dropping trou isn't working for him. So in that sense wouldn't Micky D's or Subway be a step in the right direction??:tongue:
 

TheOrangeCat

AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Well, I wouldn't but I was addressing a guy who's apparently trying to figure out why dropping trou isn't working for him. So in that sense wouldn't Micky D's or Subway be a step in the right direction??:tongue:

I'd say a location that didn't have dead people in the stairwell would be an improvement, given the apparent delivery of subtle charms ... and their apparent swift rejection:D
 
I suppose their the reason for the rise in Latin Population :rofl2:
 
They really are one of my favorite things on the planet.
 
Ever try the traditional method...? Ya know, like talk to a chick, get her name..maybe a date at McDonald's or Subway before you flash her....?

(BTW, Flashing our chicks doesn't really work either and will likely get the cops forming a circle around you taking batting practice with their batons. :2 cents:)


awww, you're a romantic type.
 

shimmy2

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the canadian chicks seem to not have an urge or a crave for black dick.

You should talk to Shimmy about this. He has vast experience of turning the 'black bull' fantasy into a massive disappointment/giggle-fest:D

Well, I wouldn't Micky D's or Subway be a step in the right direction??:tongue:

1. canadian girls (I assume you mean the white chicks) love/lust for black guys especially if you live anywhere outside of toronto. the french girls in montreal will rape you. and any other small bumfuck town, they realize this is likely their only chance to meet a black guy without moving down south. they'll do whatever with no limits most times from my experience. fun times. even if you're a nerd like me. I assume you're a black american living in canada, if so why? :rolleyes:

2. not about having a big black dick its about being congruent with their ethnic fantasy. i like to watch as much offensive funny black standup comedy with white chicks on dates and bust jokes on them throughout the week. guaranteed panties and fun too

3. subway is classier than mcdonalds and costs the same. white girls like extra cheese ($0.50). native girls like double-meat (extra $1.00) and chubby girls order veggie subs, which is pointless. anyhow hope that helps

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TheOrangeCat

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2. not about having a big black dick its about being congruent with their ethnic fantasy. i like to watch as much offensive funny black standup comedy with white chicks on dates and bust jokes on them throughout the week. guaranteed panties and fun too

Indeed ... it also falls under the difficult, but very real major fantasy, of (not rape), but violation - violating what (middle class white girls) see as their social taboos. Big Bad Black Buck, need not be all that big or bad ... only enough to convince themselves they've strayed over the tracks ....

I have the same thing with hoochie mommas ....go Deep South, find a substantial Momma, watch her go crazy for white boy cock ... if anything, there's now more a cultural bias in the opposite direction. You've never taken shit until you've taken shit from hardcore bruthas for dating 'one of theirs' ....
 

Deepcover

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1. canadian girls (I assume you mean the white chicks) love/lust for black guys especially if you live anywhere outside of toronto. the french girls in montreal will rape you. and any other small bumfuck town, they realize this is likely their only chance to meet a black guy without moving down south. they'll do whatever with no limits most times from my experience. fun times. even if you're a nerd like me. I assume you're a black american living in canada, if so why? :rolleyes:

2. not about having a big black dick its about being congruent with their ethnic fantasy. i like to watch as much offensive funny black standup comedy with white chicks on dates and bust jokes on them throughout the week. guaranteed panties and fun too

3. subway is classier than mcdonalds and costs the same. white girls like extra cheese ($0.50). native girls like double-meat (extra $1.00) and chubby girls order veggie subs, which is pointless. anyhow hope that helps

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I'm a black canadian (born and raised) and you're right about the french chicks in Montreal raping me but Toronto girls are so conservative it's not even funny. Frustrating beyond fucking compared.
 

Erika Red

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Its funny so many men worry about this, I have had many black males that DO NOT meet up to the Hype.
But why worry about it? Deal with what you have and make it work for you! I prefer a average size cock that has stay power and can please. While big can be fun ;) its not always better (for real!)
 
1. canadian girls (I assume you mean the white chicks) love/lust for black guys especially if you live anywhere outside of toronto. the french girls in montreal will rape you. and any other small bumfuck town, they realize this is likely their only chance to meet a black guy without moving down south. they'll do whatever with no limits most times from my experience. fun times. even if you're a nerd like me. I assume you're a black american living in canada, if so why? :rolleyes:

2. not about having a big black dick its about being congruent with their ethnic fantasy. i like to watch as much offensive funny black standup comedy with white chicks on dates and bust jokes on them throughout the week. guaranteed panties and fun too

3. subway is classier than mcdonalds and costs the same. white girls like extra cheese ($0.50). native girls like double-meat (extra $1.00) and chubby girls order veggie subs, which is pointless. anyhow hope that helps

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:1orglaugh @Subway. 'Eat fresh' there Shimm (not skanks).

I just wish you had added some more overt Canadian bashing here....

With the blood feud between STDiva and brodkill seemingly on hiatus, the board could use a good Shifty v. Shimmy battle royale.:1orglaugh
 
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