Birthday Presents

tartanterrier

Is somewhere outhere.
A rich man and a poor man were sitting in a bar late one night. They
were talking about different things and then the poor man asked the
rich man what he bought his wife for her birthday. "I got her a
brand new Mercedes Benz and a 24-karat diamond ring," says the rich
man.

The poor man, a bit puzzled, asked, "Why the hell did you get her both?"

The rich man replied, "I got her both so if she doesn't like the
ring, she can drive her new car back to the jeweler's to exchange it.
So...What did YOU buy for YOUR wife?"

The poor man said, "I bought her a pair of flip-flops and a dildo."

Obviously confused, the rich man asked why he chose those items.

The poor man replied, "Because if she doesn't like the flip-flops,
she can go f**k herself!" :rofl:
 

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