Best way to pick up a hottie

[hostkeep1]

Hey can yall give up youre best pick up lines or ways you got a major hottie to go home with you. ha my best one was when i spilled a beer all over her and she went to get me another one and i was like uh lets talk and then later... lets go back to my room and she was like ok. But i wouldnt recommend that as a way to pick up anyone bc that hasnt ever worked out again.

 

[meesterperfect]

"Hey good lookin, whatcha got cookin?" Or if I'm driving, "Hey good lookin, be back to pick you up later".
Wish I had the magic line. Usually I just say How are you and go from there depending on her reaction ..........or how fast she's running.

 

[Iamforever]

Hey can yall give up youre best pick up lines or ways you got a major hottie to go home with you. ha my best one was when i spilled a beer all over her and she went to get me another one and i was like uh lets talk and then later... lets go back to my room and she was like ok. But i wouldnt recommend that as a way to pick up anyone bc that hasnt ever worked out again.

you spilled a beer on her and she went to get you another one?

 

[rian_evilclown]

chat up lines dont work. if you say something that sounds rehearsed to a woman You Mite as well be rubbing your sweaty armpit in her face. just go up smile and say the first thing that enters your head and believe in youreself, not easy i grant ya but thats the way to go.

 

[AFA]

Hey can yall give up youre best pick up lines or ways you got a major hottie to go home with you. ha my best one was when i spilled a beer all over her and she went to get me another one and i was like uh lets talk and then later... lets go back to my room and she was like ok. But i wouldnt recommend that as a way to pick up anyone bc that hasnt ever worked out again.

If I understood that correctly, you spilled a beer all over her, and she went to get you another?

After that she was more than willing to go to your room?

What did your Mom say? :dunno:

 

[meesterperfect]

If I understood that correctly, you spilled a beer all over her, and she went to get you another?

After that she was more than willing to go to your room?

What did your Mom say? :dunno:

Oh man.........Wow.....Oh wow.

 

[D-rock]

For most people I would say lift with your legs and not with your back.

 

[thorsif]

win the lottery

 

[Phaeton]

Best way to pick up a hottie

A system of levers and pulleys.

 

[boobidy mcb00bs]

whip out your cock and twirl it around. you've got a 50/50 Chance. them's good odds.

 

[hostkeep1]

you spilled a beer on her and she went to get you another one?

uh well i spilled most of hers too so she was like oh ill get us both another one and im like uh whatever but it was kinda not cool for me to let her do that but it was late if you know what i mean

 

[hostkeep1]

If I understood that correctly, you spilled a beer all over her, and she went to get you another?

After that she was more than willing to go to your room?

What did your Mom say? :dunno:

haha... thats so cool... i didnt take my mom to college... but im sure she'd be a little upset

 

[YMIHERE]

Hey good looking, is it safe to eat ass?

 

[pussyman69]

Sorry but i am going to be crude here and say just be yourself because they are only human and piss and shit like the rest of us.
I love chicks like anyone else,but remember most of em throw on makeup to get noticed.
Talk shit,make em laugh,be positive and last but not least-The most important one-Get em to talk about themselves and let your ears win you into the bedroom!

 

[SWTwo15]

"Hey good lookin, whatcha got cookin?" Or if I'm driving, "Hey good lookin, be back to pick you up later".
Wish I had the magic line. Usually I just say How are you and go from there depending on her reaction ..........or how fast she's running.

Did you use the second one with your Mr Microphone? :1orglaugh

 

[Manny460]

Ask her to come back to your room. Tell her that you have a collection of geological samples from around the world. That'll get her.

 

[anomaly]

My girlfriend is hottie and I didn't use any silly pickup lines. I saw her at the gym several times and I always smiled and said hello when I saw her. One day we were on the stairclimber next to each other we started talking and now I am the envy of many guys in the gym.:thumbsup:

 

[titsrock]

I go with what has worked for our ancestors for over 50million years. I walk into a bar, select a hawtie, konk her over the head with my club and drag her back to my cave. It's simple, direct and they appreciate that I don't stammer around like a jackass searching for the perfect phrase....

Give it shot, friend. You won't be disappointed!:thumbsup:

 

[Magnet]

Pick up lines dont work unless the women knows your being sarcastic. Just say hi...how you doing and introduce your self

 

[ChefChiTown]

Hey can yall give up youre best pick up lines or ways you got a major hottie to go home with you.

Tip #1: Don't call them "major hotties"