"Ahh... that was a nice relaxing shower. Looks like I finally managed to get the last of that dead Mexican midget carcass out of my ass crack - hopefully that smell will be gone soon. Oh look, my phone . . . now I will point it at this mirror, for some reason..."
*Flash*
"Holy shit! What the fuck was that!? Oh well, better upload it onto the internet. Maybe me clogging up the toilet won't have been in vain after all."