I will need this very soon.
I can feel a headache already
Any ideas? Anders may know
I can feel a headache already
Any ideas? Anders may know
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A 3-Point Plan to Exorcise Guilt
1.) You didn’t throw all that money in a bonfire, you know. It went to support a vital industry. It helped bartenders, cocktail waitresses, and distillery, brewery, and winery workers pay their rent and feed their kids. They’re probably very nice people, maybe even nicer than you. What a swell fellow you are for helping them out.
2.) So you had a good time. So you got a little wild. As Vladimir Nabokov pointed out, “life is but a brief crack of light between two eternities of darkness” and with that in mind you should not feel badly about getting in as many kicks as humanly possible during your stay on this rock.
3.) If you’re worried about God’s opinion, I wouldn’t. The Bible speaks well of booze, most of the time anyway. God’s main man Noah was a tremendous drunkard and I’ll bet he got a seat in Heaven. Probably a pretty good one, too.
No, Actually There Is a Cure!
So, do I have my own sure-fire hangover remedy? Of course I do. I couldn’t call myself a proper drunk if I didn’t. The combination attack I’m about to reveal has, in the past, put to flight the most powerful hangovers I could conjure up. It’s a lot of trouble, so I rarely use it, but if you need to lose a hangover fast and don’t mind some hassle, here’s what you’ll need:
Frank’s Scientifically Magical Never-Fail Hangover Cure
An IV of saline solution
A bottle of 80% pure oxygen
Three, possibly four Bloody Bulls (a Bloody Mary with beef bullion)
Apply all three simultaneously and you’ll feel as well as can be expected, given the circumstances.
—Frank Kelly Rich
If you're in a state of mind where hangover prevention is a priority, you didn't drink enough.
Seriously!
a couple drops of any ghost pepper sauce