A couple of Paramedics in training helping him out, too. Did it even occur to them to call and ambulance? I'm sure they were much more concerned about covering their own asses. He looks pretty young.
It might be gross, but logically...just stick your finger in his throat, and make him puke! Yeah, he puked it up, but he's alive, and they can never take away the fact that he did the massive beer bong! Epic as he almost died! He'll be swimming in the pussy later on!