I had humble but confusing beginnings with plaintains. When I was a kid my buddy's mom, who I used to jack off ferociously to, and was also a total Nicaraguan bitch, made dinner for her family and I was an invited guest. When my plate was put in front of me I looked down and sneered at it. I looked up and asked my buddy what's with bananas being on my dinner plate. I didn't eat my food and had it taken away. I went home later and masturbated some more.