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audrey bitoni as a midget.

i think would be a cute midget is Audrey Bitoni. she's cute at her current size but i just think if she was 4 feet tall; she'd be a super cute midget.


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And I think that if I drove a Maserati, wore Armani suits, and lived in [nobabe]Beverly Hills[/nobabe] I would be a lot more attractive. Your point being...? :confused:
 
You mean she'd be hotter as a midget ?

umm I'm getting outta here.
 
And I think that if I drove a Maserati, wore Armani suits, and lived in [nobabe]Beverly Hills[/nobabe] I would be a lot more attractive. Your point being...? :confused:

my point is she is a cute girl who as would make a very cute midget.
 
my point is she is a cute girl who as would make a very cute midget.

And I'm a short, fat, hairy, funny-looking guy who would be attractive if he had a shitload of money, which I don't. :hatsoff:
 

biomech

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Right.... I like her the way she is. :dunno:
 

Ace Bandage

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i think would be a cute midget is Audrey Bitoni. she's cute at her current size but i just think if she was 4 feet tall; she'd be a super cute midget.

All right, but she's not four feet tall, so how the fuck will we know? :dunno: I suppose we could always amputate her legs below the kneecap, but I think disfigurement could ruin some of her appeal.
 

Namreg

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And I think that if I drove a Maserati, wore Armani suits, and lived in [nobabe]Beverly Hills[/nobabe] I would be a lot more attractive. Your point being...? :confused:

no, you'd be a metrosexual douche... but to each his own, i guess.
 
All right, but she's not four feet tall, so how the fuck will we know? :dunno: I suppose we could always amputate her legs below the kneecap, but I think disfigurement could ruin some of her appeal.

Gee... Ya think? :rolleyes:
 
She sort of reminds me of that midget that had the cameo in House and Denny's girlfriend in Boston Legal...

Beyond that, I did not read all the post, so yeah. You will accept whatever post I damn give you!
 
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