ATTENTION: Miley Cyrus is now LEGAL!
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ATTENTION: Miley Cyrus is now LEGAL!.....and still not going to be interested in anyone without lots of money in the old bank account.
Facetious
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Cool! now she can snort coke, drink whiskey, shave her head, pierce her clit, take it up th pooper, get chased by the cops, crash her benz, go to jail, then rehab, fall down, cry, come home at dawn w/ dried cum all over her black patent thigh highs . . repeat repeat . . . .
I'm ready! :nanner:
I'm ready! :nanner:
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Didn't she have a contract to do a porno on her legal Bday?
So, that means she can do gonzos, otherwise i don't care......
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
I find it impossible to be attracted to any progeny of this douche.
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I don't see what the big deal about her being "legal" is other than the fact that it gives all of those closet pedo bastards a reason to lust after her and not fear any reprimanding from their peers. Besides, she isn't really all the cute and still has a body like a 13 year old boy.
I'm sure these past months have been very tough, Okasai. Sitting in your room alone looking up at that oversized clock you have on your wall going ever so slightly insane counting down the hours until you finally got what you wanted: a jerk off session over this little girl free from all of the guilt and terror you have been put through during these past months and years. You promised yourself it wouldn't be like the other times, didn't you? You told yourself that once she had become "legal" all of those fears that have clouded your mind during these past months after you've spilt load after load over someone who was so close to being "legal" wouldn't come true: what if this particular barely legal pop star wasn't enough to fill your appetite? What if, once she had finally become legal, your attraction began to wane? Could it be that you were in fact a pedo?
No of course not, because she's legal now, it's a joyous occasion. You can now masturbate over her as many times as you want and all of those ridicuous fears will do nothing more than drift off into the ether never to return.
Or will they...
No of course not, because she's legal now, it's a joyous occasion. You can now masturbate over her as many times as you want and all of those ridicuous fears will do nothing more than drift off into the ether never to return.
Or will they...
I can't wait .... I hope she does playboy...
I think there's some like, unwritten law or something about men and age and what is and is not permissible when it comes to attraction. It's a very touchy subject, especially when it comes to teenagers and 20-something year olds. I remember the girl I was originally with in HS, after she was with me, went with a 20 year old (she was like 17), and we all thought that shit was weird. I mean, it's one thing for a 55 year old like Vodkazvictim (or his 65? 70???lol) to go about looking to get his jollies to a girl like MC, but for a 25 year old and a 17 year old?
Dunno, although I will be the first one to say that 18 should be the legal age of marriage, I do have a great uncle who married a 20yo when he was 32, and they have been happily married with a family for 53 years.
This all reminds me sooo much of Sergei Federov and Anna Kournikova. Does anyone remember that oddness? And no, ain't no pedo here. :nono:
Dunno, although I will be the first one to say that 18 should be the legal age of marriage, I do have a great uncle who married a 20yo when he was 32, and they have been happily married with a family for 53 years.
This all reminds me sooo much of Sergei Federov and Anna Kournikova. Does anyone remember that oddness? And no, ain't no pedo here. :nono:
She still isn't nearly as popular as the Olson Twins on their 18th.
I doubt that. Of course, I didn't pay attention to the Olsen twins because I was probably still too young and frankly, they don't do anything for me, at all.
The Grasshopper
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Happy 18th birthday kiddo! 
Prediction: Within 10 years, this girl will have all the looks and charm of Rosanne Barr. I can see it coming for her.
Tiger1977 was right about the Olsen Twins. We all knew since they were babies that when they grew into womanhood they would be incredibly beautiful.
Happy birthday to Miley Cyrus I guess. I hope she turns out half as hot as Ashley and Mary Kate, but I don't like her chances.
Tiger1977 was right about the Olsen Twins. We all knew since they were babies that when they grew into womanhood they would be incredibly beautiful.
Happy birthday to Miley Cyrus I guess. I hope she turns out half as hot as Ashley and Mary Kate, but I don't like her chances.
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