As if Christmas couldn't get any better, Lena Dunham poses as topless mermaid

[Jack Davenport]

Ok, now I'm horny.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Did 19th century whalers try to harvest her blubber? Did Greenpeace attempt to stop some Japanese guys from shooting harpoons at her?

That made you horny? My finger is hovering over the ignore button now.

 

[Rane1071]

Someone throw it back.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Did 19th century whalers try to harvest her blubber? Did Greenpeace attempt to stop some Japanese guys from shooting harpoons at her?

That made you horny? My finger is hovering over the ignore button now.

Breitbart titled the story: " Lena Dunham Tries To Ruin Christmas" lol

All we need to do to get Ace to appear is mention that bitch. :1orglaugh

 

[xfire]

 

[Jack Davenport]

:rofl2:

 

[bobjustbob]

So this how we're going to start Kwanzaa? Why don't you just hang out at the Walmart entrance with your briefcase and a cracked bottle of olive oil leaking from your bag.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I was trying to cutout pictures of whalers on top of her but I suck at photoshop. It would have been awesome.

 

[xfire]

I was trying to cutout pictures of whalers on top of her but I suck at photoshop. It would have been awesome.

Not sure if this is the sort of thing you had in mind...

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I was trying to cutout pictures of whalers on top of her but I suck at photoshop. It would have been awesome.

I'm not much better, and not on xfire's level, but here you go.

EDIT: Ninja'd, and of course xfire's puts mine to shame.

 

[pool_hustler]

A little background music, maestro...

 

[sean miguel]

it's for "research."

 

[xfire]

I like how they've got on yellow hardhats. Is falling blubber a real job hazard?

 

[Jack Davenport]

I like how they've got on yellow hardhats. Is falling blubber a real job hazard?

I worked one summer as a hand on a deep sea fishing boat when I was younger. When the catch is dumped on deck that shit gets slippery as shit. We probably should have been wearing hard hats come to think of it.

 

[Johan]

So good to see you getting so outraged for a single picture, i could almost put that picture in the Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? topic

 

[Jack Davenport]

So good to see you getting so outraged for a single picture, i could almost put that picture in the Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? topic

You are Lena's staunchest defender. You French pick the strangest Americans to take under your wing. Jerry Lewis and Lena.

 

[Johan]

I don't know about Jerry Lewis (too young, I don't even remeber seeing him on TV) but about Lena Dunham I'm pretty sure many french wouldn't defend her. But the reality is she's not very famous here

 

[bobjustbob]

Pool hustler, you've tapped into brain. When Led Zep would do Moby Dick on stage, it was time for the band to have a drink or take a piss or whatever they wanted to do. Bonzo had no idea how long they would be. He just kept hammering on the drums till the gang came back. RIP Bonzo.

 

[cestmoi2010]

Daryl Hannah in Splash............she AIN'T

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Not sure if this is the sort of thing you had in mind...

I was thinking something along these lines. If you could pm me as to how to effectively cut out an image and paste it in photoshop, that'd be great. Seriously, I'm terrible at this.






free uploader

adult image sharing

Or you could just do it and I will post that shit all over Tumblr, FB, etc. etc. I want to see some fat shaming outrage and let the outraged know IDGAF.