Are You Fart Tolerant?

[maildude]

An informative and necessary poll. Trust me.

 

[GregCentauro]

Stealing my thread ideas...? :crash:

 

[mrtrebus]

poll?!?

 

[maildude]

poll?!?

You rang in too quick. Try again. :glugglug:

 

[maildude]

Stealing my thread ideas...? :crash:

Great minds think alike, eh??

 

[lurkingdirk]

i actually am always ready with a fart, so if someone rips one, i can simultaneously fart and thus harmonize.

fart harmony. it is a wonderful juxtaposition - it sounds so beautiful it will bring a tear to your eye. it smells so wretched, it will bring a tear to your eye.

 

[ThatRedWing]

Hey he who smelt it dealt it.

 

[Ace Bandage]

If someone farts while in an elevator with me, they're getting choked out. Once the elevator stops, I drag their unconscious body out onto the floor and deliver the People's Elbow in front of the astonished crowd. That'll teach 'em! :hatsoff:

 

[jasonk282]

If someone farts while in an elevator with me, they're getting choked out. Once the elevator stops, I drag their unconscious body out onto the floor and deliver the People's Elbow in front of the astonished crowd. That'll teach 'em! :hatsoff:

If ya SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

 

[rintoe]

The last guy who farted in a lift with me took his teeth home in his hat!

 

[jasonk282]

The last guy who farted in a lift with me took his teeth home in his hat!

Sure he did Thor.

 

[rintoe]

Thor?

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Enough with these threads already

 

[jasonk282]

Thor?

your location say Asgard, home of the Norse Gods and since you knocked some teeth out though You Might be Thor.

 

[rintoe]

No not me. Mjollnir is far too heavy.

 

[STDiva]

I dislike farts.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

It is according to what the situation is.

 

[pay day]

Fart WAR.....:thumbsup::booty::jester:

 

[titsrock]

Nobody's talking about HOW to get a fart war going. If someone let one rip in an elevator, that is basically an assault on my manhood and I have to respond with a riiiip of my own.

Popcorn is my consumeble which leads to my combustible retaliation....

 

[StanScratch]

I carry cans of refried beans with me, just in case a fart war breaks out. I don't want to be that innocent, unprepared guy there - I want to be the one dragging the bodies out.