Are You Better At Assaulting People Or Stealing From Them?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I've always thought I was better at assault but I've been caught doing that way more times than stealing. I've never been caught stealing. I don't think of myself as a good thief at all. I'm big, clumsy, and unsure about my larceny prowess. The only thing I do right is be awake while others *****.