Are You an Undies Inspector?

[alexpnz]

I recently re-connected with my first love and she reminded me of how I used to check the crotch of her panties for cumstains to see if she was cheating on me after she came home from a night out.
I guess I didn't trust her huh? :1orglaugh


Were or are any of you guys Undies Inspectors OR have any of you female members been prosecuted by an Undies Inspector?

 

[STDiva]

Checking her underwear for cumstains??

Srsly? You did that?

 

[alexpnz]

Checking her underwear for cumstains??

Srsly? You did that?

:yesyes:

 

[Ace Bandage]

You have trust issues. That sort of behavior isn't normal. Why didn't you just arbitrarily accuse her of infidelity without evidence? That's what most sane people do...

I had an ex who wanted me to pick out her underwear when we went shopping. That was a little weird. I was supposed to pick out something that would look sexy. It was easy though; she looked damn good in everything. I basically just picked out thongs. I really didn't care what it looked like. The only time I saw it was when I was removing it.

 

[Shifty]

Alex, surely you knew that a visual check for cum-stained underwear was
useless without a coincidental mouth and throat swab? :dunno:

 

[Hot Mega]

Whaaa?? I have never checked a chick's panties for that...can't imagine ever doing that.

I will say I had a chick one (actually a couple) time who's I used to marvel at how fresh their panties were.

Aside from the body fragrance you could scarcely smell on their panties....the fuckers looked and smelled brand new when they pulled them off.

 

[alexpnz]

You have trust issues. That sort of behavior isn't normal. Why didn't you just arbitrarily accuse her of infidelity without evidence? That's what most sane people do...

I had an ex who wanted me to pick out her underwear when we went shopping. That was a little weird. I was supposed to pick out something that would look sexy. It was easy though; she looked damn good in everything. I basically just picked out thongs. I really didn't care what it looked like. The only time I saw it was when I was removing it.

I did accuse her arbitrarily but I sought out my own evidence, thus I became the Undies Detective

I was 16-17 yrs. old BTW, but that is NO excuse because I most certainly STILL have trust issues and probably always will thanx to her! :1orglaugh

 

[LukeEl]

The way I look at it, if a girl I am dating is cheating on me and she likes me. Then she will straight up tell me that she is cheating...However if she is cheating and not telling me, well I'll still fuck, I just double bag it.

 

[Justanothergirl]

Never had anyone do that to me and never will (or he would be gone!)

 

[GregCentauro]

When did you switch from sniffing panties for cumstains to sniffing them for faint fart odors?

 

[alexpnz]

Never had anyone do that to me and never will (or he would be gone!)

well, I was...

 

[biomech]

I have never done that before.

 

[Justanothergirl]

well, I was...

Yeah - we all did dumb things when we were young!

 

[alexpnz]

Yeah - we all did dumb things when we were young!

I still do that btw.....j/k

 

[power-san]

no but I stole a pair of my buddies girlfriend's panties one time. Right from the dirty laundry. Man, she was hot.

 

[-qwerty]

lol what

 

[Cloude]

I used to check the crotch of her panties for cumstains.

How did you do it - with a CSI-style cumshot-detector light?
If this was before 2000, the year CSI started showing, I'd say you have dibs on royalties for their portrayal of semen-detection techniques. Milk Jerry Bruckheimer's balls for the $ you deserve!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

What you going to do now? Take swabs if she does have cum stains to find out if it is from another guy or yourself?

AlexPNZ: Hello, 911, I have a few Q-tips coming your way.

911 dispatch: Excuse me, sir?

AlexPNZ: Yes. I believe my girlfriend is cheating on me. I accused her at first verbally and she denied it; I bet you guys know about denying truth, amirite? So, when she was sleeping I pulled her panties up, sniffed around, smelled cum stains, quickly ran to the bathroom to get Q-tips and took three different samples for complete confirmation. When should I bring them in tomorrow for the forensic unit?

911 dispatch: Umm, yeah. let me put you on hold and connect you with a cheating professional.

*two minutes later and a sweet classic rock song while on hold goes by*

Operator voice: Hello. This is the Maury Povich Show. Do you suspect a cheating spouse, significant other, or sibling? Well come on and take our lie detector test to find out! Where we give you your fifteen minutes of TV air time.

 

[Member442]

I've never had a guy like that and if I ended up with on his ass would hit the curb so fast his head would spin.

 

[alexpnz]

What you going to do now? Take swabs if she does have cum stains to find out if it is from another guy or yourself?

AlexPNZ: Hello, 911, I have a few Q-tips coming your way.

911 dispatch: Excuse me, sir?

AlexPNZ: Yes. I believe my girlfriend is cheating on me. I accused her at first verbally and she denied it; I bet you guys know about denying truth, amirite? So, when she was sleeping I pulled her panties up, sniffed around, smelled cum stains, quickly ran to the bathroom to get Q-tips and took three different samples for complete confirmation. When should I bring them in tomorrow for the forensic unit?

911 dispatch: Umm, yeah. let me put you on hold and connect you with a cheating professional.

*two minutes later and a sweet classic rock song while on hold goes by*

Operator voice: Hello. This is the Maury Povich Show. Do you suspect a cheating spouse, significant other, or sibling? Well come on and take our lie detector test to find out! Where we give you your fifteen minutes of TV air time.