Are you allowed to masturbate in a crowded public area if you have your pants on?

[milton waddams]

 

[Galactic]

:dunno: First off......why would you want to? Secondly, yes, I am pretty sure it is still against the law because you would be committing an indecent act. Just because you are not exposed, per say, does not mean that your actions are not. So yeah, they would throw your perverted ass in the slammer.

BTW, you are currently running for prez.....do you think this to be a wise political move?

 

[titsrock]

Give it a shot and then come back here and report....

 

[bodie54]

Give it a shot and then come back here and report....

.....after you get out of the slammer.

 

[milton waddams]

:dunno: First off......why would you want to? Secondly, yes, I am pretty sure it is still against the law because you would be committing an indecent act. Just because you are not exposed, per say, does not mean that your actions are not. So yeah, they would throw your perverted ass in the slammer.

BTW, you are currently running for prez.....do you think this to be a wise political move?

of course it's a wise political move. i'm trying to legalize public nudity after all. jeez, who do you think you're talking to? cotton mather?

as to your first point, what if i claim i merely have a really bad itch on my cock and all of the sudden, oops, some cum came out. plausible defense?

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

masturbation makes baby Jesus cry

 

[DreamSparrow]

Are you allowed to masturbate in a crowded public area if you have your pants on?

I believe the technical term for it is 'politics'.

 

[TheDonger]

You remember that seen from Borat, don't you!

 

[hotmandy]

I think its highly irresponsible; im all up for a bit of risky stuff, the thought of getting caught can be quite the turn on, however deliberately doing this in public is foolish and potentially offensive. What if a child sees you; that is not nice.

 

[STDiva]

haha. fap

 

[surprize]

I would simply say that I was having a good scratch

 

[Deiradinn]

Give it a shot and then come back here and report....

LMAO, good one!