Are You A Neckbeard?

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Girls Can't Wrestle
I just looked up the definition and I figured I am about 1/3 Neckbeard. I am not socially inept but I am overweight and have a poorly ******* beard underneath my shaved bald head which makes me pretty much physically unappealing as a whole. I like to surf the net but am far away from having an obsessive interest in computing.

neck·beard

/ˈnekbird/
noun
informal
noun: neckbeard; plural noun: neckbeards; noun: neck beard; plural noun: neck beards
  1. a growth of hair on a man's neck, especially when regarded as indicative of poor ********.
    "I can picture myself wearing these clothes a week from now, bits of food caught in my overgrown neckbeard"
    • a man who is socially inept and physically unappealing, especially one who has an obsessive interest in computing.
      "people expect me to be some sort of balding, overweight neckbeard"
 

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