I just recieved this Email from a friend in the U.S.
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small ********. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge ***** comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the *****, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock ****** cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your ******. What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to ******? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the ****? Could I possibly swing the *** like a club and knock the ***** out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded *** anyway and what kind of message does this send to society and to my ********?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just ******* me? Does he definitely want to **** me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my ****** get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to discuss with some friends over latte and a chardoney or two try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
********: "Nice grouping, *****! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
***: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small ********. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge ***** comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the *****, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock ****** cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your ******. What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to ******? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the ****? Could I possibly swing the *** like a club and knock the ***** out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded *** anyway and what kind of message does this send to society and to my ********?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just ******* me? Does he definitely want to **** me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my ****** get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to discuss with some friends over latte and a chardoney or two try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
********: "Nice grouping, *****! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
***: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
