Are Elephants Really Good At Punishing Percy?

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Girls Can't Wrestle
I went to the San Diego *** yesterday, had a great time, and received a wealth of knowledge. I saw many things including big cats, reptiles, bears, a ****** of gender ambiguous bull dykes, rhinos, hippos, birds, and much more. Unfortunately there were no unattended black **** falling into gorilla pens or unsuspecting China ladies getting taken away by tigers. I remember the tour operator saying that the male elephants are kept separate until it's time to breed but their trunks are strong enough to break a tree trunk yet precise enough to pick up a penny. I imagine they get lots of practice and would be naturally skillfull at ******* their pachyderm chicken. I wouldn't want to be the elephant's mop boy and clean up all that hot goop.
 

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