Anyone ever had a cock, dildo or vibrator up their ass?

No, but I did have 6 bricks of cocaine up there a tool kit, 6 kittens and my girlfriends mother up there. Getting through customs isnt what it used to be.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
BlueBalls put his penis inside of me once. But, it was just the tip, so it doesn't count.
 

Spleen

Banned?
FUCK NO! That's wrong. But I did have a cock, dildo and a vibrator in my ass once. That's completely different though.
 
:scream: SENOB!!! :scream:
 
sometimes when I'm stroking, i like to finger myself just a little bit with my free hand (1 finger only, an inch or two).
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Had all three in there.

The cock.. sorta fun.
The dildo.. needed lube.
The vibrator.. helped me cum.

In these later years (later 20s) I've found my ass getting more sensitive while my dick has just hit a plateau with sensitivity. As I've said before.. chicks hate me so I might as well go gay and get it over with. Fucking unappreciative gender, them..
 

Namreg

Banned
reminds me of a scene in a german comedy show. the main character reflects on gayness, marriage, etc:

"gay? that would be nice... you come home, have a beer, and hen watch the game together in front of the TV... of course, the sex would be bad, but that's also the case in a marriage anyway." :)

i still wouldn't try it though... ew.
 
Had all three in there.

The cock.. sorta fun.
The dildo.. needed lube.
The vibrator.. helped me cum.

In these later years (later 20s) I've found my ass getting more sensitive while my dick has just hit a plateau with sensitivity. As I've said before.. chicks hate me so I might as well go gay and get it over with. Fucking unappreciative gender, them..

Sounds like you're following in the footsteps of Chef and Senob. :eek:
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Sounds like you're following in the footsteps of Chef and Senob. :eek:

Chef? Senob? You dare disrespect the gay jedi?! ::does some queer jedi shit and then continues drinking:: I feel lazy tonight. No big post-retorts for you! In soviet russia... fuck it. In soviet russia I'm drinking vodka. Not rum. But back here in American USA.. rum and wine gets the job done.
I love getting it in the ass :)

I've stuck things in boys butt's before too. One guy asked me to do it then totally freaked out when I slipped a finger in there. Another guy I used to fuck loved it when I stuck dildos in his butt.

Guys totally freak out in America when it comes to 'gay' things. The sad thing is that they're denying themselves the pleasure.
 

member9999994

Official Checked Star Member
Guys totally freak out in America when it comes to 'gay' things. The sad thing is that they're denying themselves the pleasure.

Kinda makes me glad to be Australian then hehe.

I've been with quite a few guys who were okay with things going in their butts. I've only had that one guy freak out about it, but I guess I did have pretty long fake fingernails at the time and I imagine that'd be pretty uncomfortable ha ha ha.

But yeah they're definitely missing out, getting fucked in the ass is amazing!!! And apparently it's even better for boys. If I was a dude I'd let girls stick things in my butt for sure.
 
Kinda makes me glad to be Australian then hehe.

I've been with quite a few guys who were okay with things going in their butts. I've only had that one guy freak out about it, but I guess I did have pretty long fake fingernails at the time and I imagine that'd be pretty uncomfortable ha ha ha.

But yeah they're definitely missing out, getting fucked in the ass is amazing!!! And apparently it's even better for boys. If I was a dude I'd let girls stick things in my butt for sure.

I've had fingers in my asshole and yes, longer nails do not feel good at all.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Guys totally freak out in America when it comes to 'gay' things. The sad thing is that they're denying themselves the pleasure.

I think it's funny that the dudes who act all disgusted at the mere thought of putting something in their ass, are the same exact dudes who search for Peter North clips so they can jerk off to his huge cum loads.

Finger in the butt? GAY HOMOS!!!
Watching Peter North stroke his cock to explosive semenation? OK!!!
 

member9999994

Official Checked Star Member
I think it's funny that the dudes who act all disgusted at the mere thought of putting something in their ass, are the same exact dudes who search for Peter North clips so they can jerk off to his huge cum loads.

Finger in the butt? GAY HOMOS!!!
Watching Peter North stroke his cock to explosive semenation? OK!!!

Duh that's because it's only gay if you actually TOUCH cock ;)

Heheheh

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