Anybody Else Think Porn is Weird?

[Sab]

We live in a world of poor dialog, shitty scripts, lackadaisical plots, and often poor production value. We're watching downright awful movies that most of us wouldn't give a moment's attention.

And yet we can spend hours enjoying these perplexing creations known as pornos. Is sex on tape really that alluring? I mean it's really no different than watching a piston go through it's motion in an automobile: in, out, in, in out... It's always the same scenes repeated time and time again: Woman licks vagina. Or man penetrates woman. Sure there may be slightly different positioning, but its always the same.

But we still watch.

Seriously, what is the draw? Why gives porn the ability to defy all rules of entertaining media and still provide hours of repetitive entertainment?

Don't get me wrong, I love pornography, and don't mean to detract from it. But like that strange painting I'm drawn to at the museum, I can't get an intellectual grasp as to why I (or anyone) should like it - although we all do (even those who claim they do not)

 

[STDiva]

I dunno about everybody else, but I just like seeing hot girls.

 

[sdj374]

Well maybe you can spend $10 and a few hours seeing Hollywood movies like "Cloudy with a chance of meatballs" or the remake of the 80's show "Fame". I'm sure that would change your opinion.

 

[jod0565]

I guess the same could be asked why we watch sports, watch car racing, watch cooking shows(?), watch weekly tv shows, watch movies, watch talk shows - they are also basically all the same each time we watch them in a lot of respects.

It's just entertainment.

Personally, I like certain girls - each year that list seems to grow or change - and watching them do the nasty.

 

[nelmes69]

Only clown porn! :wtf:

 

[jasonk282]

We live in a world of poor dialog, shitty scripts, lackadaisical plots, and often poor production value. We're watching downright awful movies that most of us wouldn't give a moment's attention.

Been to the movies reciently?

And yet we can spend hours enjoying these perplexing creations known as pornos. Is sex on tape really that alluring? I mean it's really no different than watching a piston go through it's motion in an automobile: in, out, in, in out... It's always the same scenes repeated time and time again: Woman licks vagina. Or man penetrates woman. Sure there may be slightly different positioning, but its always the same.

Maybe you need to see more porn, there is more to it than just that. Plus some thing my wife won't let me do to her, so I get my kicks with porn

But we still watch.

Seriously, what is the draw? Why gives porn the ability to defy all rules of entertaining media and still provide hours of repetitive entertainment?

Cause porn makes us CUM.

Don't get me wrong, I love pornography, and don't mean to detract from it. But like that strange painting I'm drawn to at the museum, I can't get an intellectual grasp as to why I (or anyone) should like it - although we all do (even those who claim they do not)

If it feels good do it, who cares what you intellect says

 

[busenbust]

We live in a world of poor dialog, shitty scripts, lackadaisical plots, and often poor production value. We're watching downright awful movies that most of us wouldn't give a moment's attention.

And yet we can spend hours enjoying these perplexing creations known as pornos. Is sex on tape really that alluring? I mean it's really no different than watching a piston go through it's motion in an automobile: in, out, in, in out... It's always the same scenes repeated time and time again: Woman licks vagina. Or man penetrates woman. Sure there may be slightly different positioning, but its always the same.

But we still watch.

Seriously, what is the draw? Why gives porn the ability to defy all rules of entertaining media and still provide hours of repetitive entertainment?

Don't get me wrong, I love pornography, and don't mean to detract from it. But like that strange painting I'm drawn to at the museum, I can't get an intellectual grasp as to why I (or anyone) should like it - although we all do (even those who claim they do not)

I agree somewhat. I think it can be quite surreal. You end up thinking: 'Did I really spend 2/3/4 hours of my life/wk/day watching Penelope Pumpkins getting her tits fucked? DID I???!!' :wtf:

Nice thread:thumbsup:

 

[Sab]

Well maybe you can spend $10 and a few hours seeing Hollywood movies like "Cloudy with a chance of meatballs" or the remake of the 80's show "Fame". I'm sure that would change your opinion.

I guess the same could be asked why we watch sports, watch car racing, watch cooking shows(?), watch weekly tv shows, watch movies, watch talk shows - they are also basically all the same each time we watch them in a lot of respects.

It's just entertainment.

Personally, I like certain girls - each year that list seems to grow or change - and watching them do the nasty.

I get what you guys are saying about normal entertainment. At times it does feel like I'm getting more intellectual stimulation from porn than from today's cultural contributions. *buries face in palm*

I agree somewhat. I think it can be quite surreal. You end up thinking: 'Did I really spend 2/3/4 hours of my life/wk/day watching Penelope Pumpkins getting her tits fucked? DID I???!!' :wtf:

Nice thread:thumbsup:

Thanks, and exactly!

 

[busenbust]

And perhaps just a way to alleviate boredom? Or if the Mrs refuses! :1orglaugh :O

 

[Baill Inneraora]

I can think of a couple reasons...............:boobies:

 

[StanScratch]

As a performer, I would think it would feel quite natural to be banging some chick while some dude is trying to shove a camera up my ass to get the ultimate closeup. Or doing her doggy, only to have some guy move your nutsack over so he can get a better shot at her swinging tits.
Nah. Nothing weird about that.

 

[BlueBalls]

We live in a world of poor dialog, shitty scripts, lackadaisical plots, and often poor production value. We're watching downright awful movies that most of us wouldn't give a moment's attention.

I went to go and see Transformers 2. What's the difference? :dunno:

And yet we can spend hours enjoying these perplexing creations known as pornos. Is sex on tape really that alluring? I mean it's really no different than watching a piston go through it's motion in an automobile: in, out, in, in out... It's always the same scenes repeated time and time again: Woman licks vagina. Or man penetrates woman. Sure there may be slightly different positioning, but its always the same.

But we still watch.

Hours? No
Minutes? Maybe

I find it's best to watch porn (if you're going to watch it at all) in shorter time periods. In my personal opinion porn is an extremely boring form of entertainment. I'm someone who does not bore easily but if I had to watch an entire pornographic DVD in one sitting I think I would go out of my mind. I think it's best taken in small quanitites . . . or not at all.

Seriously, what is the draw? Why gives porn the ability to defy all rules of entertaining media and still provide hours of repetitive entertainment?

Everyone likes looking at good lookind women. :dunno:

Unless you like a nice man ass to look at. There's plenty of those to go around to nowadays

Don't get me wrong, I love pornography, and don't mean to detract from it. But like that strange painting I'm drawn to at the museum, I can't get an intellectual grasp as to why I (or anyone) should like it - although we all do (even those who claim they do not)

See above. Hot chicks + man ass = WINNER!!! :thumbsup:

 

[Rey C.]

It's always the same scenes repeated time and time again: Woman licks vagina. Or man penetrates woman. Sure there may be slightly different positioning, but its always the same.

You must only watch vanilla porn. After watching a few stag films (yeah, that says that I saw my first porn film several moons ago), I began to seek out other porn genres once I got on my own. As far as porn was concerned, the 90's were even more boring than today, IMO. There was a (long) parade of generic blondes, with generic boob jobs, in generic suckie/fuckie porn scenes. Unless you are a real twist, at least these days you can find whatever floats your boat with relative ease. Thanks Freeones! :hatsoff:

Don't get me wrong, I love pornography, and don't mean to detract from it. But like that strange painting I'm drawn to at the museum, I can't get an intellectual grasp as to why I (or anyone) should like it - although we all do (even those who claim they do not)

Maybe there are some things we like... and some things we're just intrigued by. Awhile back I saw a video of this cute little redheaded midget (I've never known her name, but she's apparently popular) wearing a strapon, and she's doing a full-sized woman who's bent over doggy-style. I can't say I really liked it... but I watched it a few times because it did intrigue me. Maybe like a Salvador Dali painting? :dunno:

One thing I've read about porn that I actually think is true: at some point, you may begin to seek out more off-beat material, cause the vanilla stuff just doesn't do it for you anymore. If all I could watch was generic blondes, with generic boob jobs, in generic scenes... hell, I'd start watching the Weather Channel and stop watching porn altogether.

 

[D-rock]

I dunno about everybody else, but I just like seeing hot girls.

I'm with what STDiva said. It's pretty simple when it's put like that.
(As long as it doesn't involve anything stupid, being with scumbags, or them doing circus acts anyhow.)

Men liking hot chicks has been a pretty standard things since the dawn of mankind. :dunno:

 

[rwill25]

Does anyone else think Sab is weird?

 

[STDiva]

Science is weirder.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOHo5BoIXOA

 

[lostwood_7]

Yeah its surreal, shocking, boring, in your face, weird...But I love tits and pussy

 

[om3ga]

We live in a world of poor dialog, shitty scripts, lackadaisical plots, and often poor production value. We're watching downright awful movies that most of us wouldn't give a moment's attention.

Been to the movies reciently?

Couldn't have put it better myself....:thumbsup:

 

[Gordar]

We live in a world of poor dialog, shitty scripts, lackadaisical plots, and often poor production value. We're watching downright awful movies that most of us wouldn't give a moment's attention.

And yet we can spend hours enjoying these perplexing creations known as pornos. Is sex on tape really that alluring? I mean it's really no different than watching a piston go through it's motion in an automobile: in, out, in, in out... It's always the same scenes repeated time and time again: Woman licks vagina. Or man penetrates woman. Sure there may be slightly different positioning, but its always the same.

But we still watch.

Seriously, what is the draw? Why gives porn the ability to defy all rules of entertaining media and still provide hours of repetitive entertainment?

Don't get me wrong, I love pornography, and don't mean to detract from it. But like that strange painting I'm drawn to at the museum, I can't get an intellectual grasp as to why I (or anyone) should like it - although we all do (even those who claim they do not)

The reason I like porn is because I like the women & the way they pose (& in some cases a bgood pose requires a man), not because of the sex. This is one of the reasons why I prefer pictures over vids (the quality is usually better).

Also, if you want good plots, dialogs, etc, I can tell you uo should go to the library. There are lots of good plots & dialogs there and all you have to do is open one of the books & start reading. Be careful though, there are also a lot of bad plots, dialogs, etc. in a library.

 

[om3ga]

The reason I like porn is because I like the women & the way they pose (& in some cases a bgood pose requires a man), not because of the sex. This is one of the reasons why I prefer pictures over vids (the quality is usually better).

Also, if you want good plots, dialogs, etc, I can tell you uo should go to the library. There are lots of good plots & dialogs there and all you have to do is open one of the books & start reading. Be careful though, there are also a lot of bad plots, dialogs, etc. in a library.

Also - where else can you hear classic disco tracks??

First heard Bob James's classic "Westchester Lady" on an old porno VHS:

Lee Ritenour & Bob James - Westchester Lady