Any way to get laid online?

[Good Sir]

Are there any sites where I can get laid or are they all scams?

I want some lovin.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

you're gonna have to go out and meet anyone you find online sometime, so You Might as well go that route to begin with...or go to your favorite seedy downtown street corner with some cash...

 

[pornophile]

look at your Yellowbook under E for escorts......hope you like asians! Sometimes they have their sites printed or you have to call them to see their website

 

[DOA82]

Trust me, the closest youll get to getting laid online is getting screwed or being told to go fuck yourself.

One of which this site is more than happy to help with. Can you guess which?

 

[jod0565]

It's good to know some people still keep these sites going.

 

[Shifty]

Are there any sites where I can get laid or are they all scams?

I want some lovin.

Freeones.

 

[StanScratch]

There are two ways.
The first involves attaching your balls to a live car battery for seven minutes, then dipping them in hydrochloric acid for relieve for three more minutes. What happens next is not for the squeamish, but I will tell you if you want.
The second involves creating a quality site with a lot of good, free, quality porn and links, with a forum and a huge babes section. Then you dump all of that and try to become an administrator at FreeOnes. Then, the women will come. Oh yes, the women will come.

 

[Doc Scurlock]

What about all those adultfriendfinder ads I see all the time with pics of hot girls right near my house ready for some lovin'? You telling me that's fake? :eek: The room is spinning.

 

[grower_boy]

adultfriendfinder.com, cougerlife.com

I'm not a paying member, but most of the women there that are both unpicky and sexy are probably 40+.

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

What about all those adultfriendfinder ads I see all the time with pics of hot girls right near my house ready for some lovin'? You telling me that's fake? :eek: The room is spinning.

Those are so real. All those hot girls in those ads live in the same town as me. I just haven't seen them yet. They must spend a lot of time indoors on the internet looking for people to fuck.

 

[Doc Scurlock]

Those are so real. All those hot girls in those ads live in the same town as me. I just haven't seen them yet. They must spend a lot of time indoors on the internet looking for people to fuck.

Whoa, bro. How can sluttysexkitten69 live in your town when she's obviously living two blocks away from me?

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

We must be neighbors! Damn, it's a small world.

 

[Good Sir]

i'm dissapointed, i want to get laid sheet

 

[Doc Scurlock]

i'm dissapointed, i want to get laid sheet

Hooker?

 

[Will E Worm]

Are there any sites where I can get laid or are they all scams?

No, but none of them are for you. You have to pay. :tongue:

Find a credible mail order bride site.

I want some lovin.

I wouldn't say that on this board.

 

[Good Sir]

by lovin i mean fuck then leave...

if you know how i can find a legit escort send me a pm kthx

 

[PirateKing]

The only women that you're gonna find online who are willing to fuck strangers for free are the obese 50 year old women.

and trust me, theyre not that good.....

 

[STDiva]

lol

 

[Neutron66]

Whoa, bro. How can sluttysexkitten69 live in your town when she's obviously living two blocks away from me?

She keeps telling me to come by so we can kick it by the pool.

She was telling me that in January.

In New Jersey.

 

[mrtrebus]

Are there any sites where I can get laid or are they all scams?

I want some lovin.

PM me.
I will fuck you.
I will fuck you good baby.
:lovecoupl

PS - this is not a scam. I really will fuck you good baby.