Any bad experiences with women who don't want cum on them?

[bigg mike]

When I was younger, I was desperate to get laid. I knew this fat ugly redneck girl who was sort of my friend. The only reason I even talked to her was to get to one of her friends who I wanted to fuck. Anyway, one day we sort of get talking about sex online and end up in this sexting conversation. I guess she liked it so much that see pretty much said "Let's have sex". Being the stupid and horny person that I was I jumped right on it.

She told me the usual stuff like come see me when my parents are gone, wear a condom, blah, blah, blah. When I finally asked her what position we should do it she said doggy, I told her I would cum all over her her tits. To my surprise she replied with "No!, I don't want cum on me." Not knowing what to say next I said....."Well where do you want it?"

Do you know what she said next? "I dunno, cum in the trash can."..........o_0.......WTF!??? What kind of redneck ghetto trash answer is that??? So I basically said "Umm no....never mind. Bye" In the long run I guess it was a good thing because I probably would have been stupid enough to fuck her without a condom if she told me to.


Just curious if anyone else has any horror stories like this?

 

[sean miguel]

Yes plenty of horror stories, but after the fact, as my cum burns like acid. After the screaming and the "What is WRONG with you?" and the smoke clears, she usually wants nothing ever to do with me.

Seriously though, if a girl like the one you described told me to "cum in a trash can" I'd reply "how about I cum in your mouth instead? Same difference."

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Cum in a trash can? I thought the whole point of wearing a condom is so you don't?


Swish. Count it!

 

[sean miguel]

:1orglaugh that was beyond the arc.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

:1orglaugh that was beyond the arc.

I'll credit you with the assist.

 

[Anonyne#017]

That's a golden answer, but not really a huge turn on when thrown in a middle of the play time... I suppose that's what you deserve for asking dumb questions like that...

I know women watch too much porn nowadays and expect all kind of weird things from men, but the whole question "where should I cum" screams all that "I've watched too much porn and I'm an idiot". You know, like pulling out doesn't count as protection.... That's not how it's done, real men fuck the lady on all fours and cum balls deep all the way inside without asking any permission... Lady wants to fuck, not there to watch stupid circus tricks...

Honestly I would be more bothered if woman actually asked me to pull out and cum anywhere else than inside her pussy...

 

[Rey C.]

As a general rule, women tend to get upset if you spray in their hair. But that's the price she'll pay if she pulls her mouth away at the moment of truth. :nono:

 

[Jack Davenport]

You should have wiped your dick on the drapes.

 

[bigg mike]

True. When your in the heat of the moment anything goes so women who say they hate it I bet most of them end up begging for it.

 

[bobjustbob]

Well, I remember every little thing as if it only happened yesterday. Parking by the lake and there was not another car in sight.....

 

[RichardNailder]

I've had a number of girls showing up to do porn that were like, oh fuck no, I don't do the cum thing!

Anymore they either:
1. don't get hired
2. don't get warned

It's fucking porn, you're going to get some cum on you.

 

[RichardNailder]

Christ, my camera girl hates cum so much that we've nearly had her puking on set a number of times. Some of the models have a great time grossing her out. LOL

 

[bigg mike]

Exactly, you can't expect to fuck a dick and not have cum shoot out of it. It's what we do as guys. We can't help it.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Christ, my camera girl hates cum so much that we've nearly had her puking on set a number of times. Some of the models have a great time grossing her out. LOL

For some reason, I need to see this.





Don't judge me.

 

[Elwood70]

Well, I remember every little thing as if it only happened yesterday. Parking by the lake and there was not another car in sight.....

Let me guess: You never had a girl looking any better than she did
and all the kids at school,they were wishing they were you that night..right?