And the new mayor is... a GOAT! His response to winning: took a shit.

[Rey C.]

Lincoln the goat sworn in as Vermont town's new mayor - immediately defecates

I guess it's just a coincidence that an old socialist (who now owns a damn nice beach house on Lake Champlain) is one of the Senators from Vermont.


At the very least, I'd like to hear the goat's thoughts on climate change. Ya know, since goats fart out less methane gas than cows.

 

[assari]

No worries, animals can also be crooked and cruel, so they can also behave like politicians.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

"Not cool! I demand a recount! I'm the G.O.A.T. of the entire state of Vermont!"

 

[Rey C.]

I'm not sure who that ^^^ metrosexual is. But if that's who was running against the goat, I understand why Lincoln won. :yesyes: