amazon is the ****

they can and will do anything.


it's the present and future of retail and what isaac asimov, jules verne and that 2001 guy would've envisioned if they hadn't.

i ordered the WildFire Ashley Blue's CyberSkin Spread Wide Vagina and Anus but it turns out I wasn't going to be home to sign for the package and the wife would've been.

but the package was already enroute. So I chatted "Chip", an amazon rep from mumbai, and he assured me that the package would be intercepted and would be returned to sender.

Just kidding, it was the Fallout 4 Pip Boy Edition that I didn't want to be charged $119 for. But I just looked up that sex toy and I'll be getting it later.
 

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