Big puss filled boils that seep every time she moves on her ass or between her legs turn me on more than watching Larry a 90 year old man with Scoliosis and inflamed haemorrhoids receiving a foot job from his 87 year old wife Margie's dry, dead skin encrusted feet while their neighbour Dale (an 89 year old with bowel cancer and cataracts) stands naked in the corner attempting to masturbate a flaccid cock in the full knowledge that it hasn't worked in that way in almost 20 years. But he keeps going out of politeness and because there was a promise of pie afterwards and you just don't turn down pie....
Which - just to clarify - turns me on a lot. :rubbel:
So, yeah :hatsoff: