******** alone

Shifty

O.G.
That's the problem with ********, I thought
As I poured myself a ***** ...
If something bad happens you ***** in an attempt to forget;
If something good happens you ***** in order to celebrate;
And if nothing happens you ***** to make something happen.
 
That's the problem with ********, I thought
As I poured myself a ***** ...
If something bad happens you ***** in an attempt to forget;
If something good happens you ***** in order to celebrate;
And if nothing happens you ***** to make something happen.

So true.
 

Mayhem

Banned
I never understood the stigma attached to ******** alone. I really don't get it. And, in my individual case, I've found it is impossible for me to get ***** when I'm by myself. In fact, I have often reflected on the sheer tonnage of half-a-beers that have gone down the drain the next morning.
 

The Yak

Bronze Member
In my case the conversation seems to go as follows:
“Why do you ***** alone?”
“Who else would I ***** with?”
“Friends”
“I don't have any friends.”
Uncomfortable silence.
I continue: “Furthermore, I can't really afford to go to a bar or club so I am limited to ******** at home. Since ******** alone appears to be unacceptable and I have no friends, that leaves my only option for ******** companions as strangers. You think I should invite strangers into my home and supply them with *******? That couldn't possibly end badly.”
 
I never understood the stigma attached to ******** alone. I really don't get it. And, in my individual case, I've found it is impossible for me to get ***** when I'm by myself. In fact, I have often reflected on the sheer tonnage of half-a-beers that have gone down the drain the next morning.
I wish I were you.
:******:
 
Man has to do what a man has to do and I sure do fucking love a good ***** on my own. When you need to get smashed you have to get smashed whether going out with friends or chilling at home.
 
That's the problem with ********, I thought
As I poured myself a ***** ...
If something bad happens you ***** in an attempt to forget;
If something good happens you ***** in order to celebrate;
And if nothing happens you ***** to make something happen.

Truest post ever...
 

Supafly

Logged Off 4 Freedom of Speech Restrictions
Bronze Member
Right nowm, I am ******** a lot, since Friday.

But more like, herb tea, juices and water

Bad case of cold, and I need to sweat out the fever
 
I never understood the stigma attached to ******** alone. I really don't get it. And, in my individual case, I've found it is impossible for me to get ***** when I'm by myself. In fact, I have often reflected on the sheer tonnage of half-a-beers that have gone down the drain the next morning.

yeah i've very recently come to the realization that i can't get ***** by myself either...not sure what it is exactly, but after the first or second ***** alone it's repulsive to me meanwhile at a party, bar, club etc **** goes down like water...i guess i'm of those social ***** types for better or worse :dunno:
 
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