Ace Boobtoucher (parody)

[lurkingdirk]

Hi.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I wonder how far back inside of him that man's penis has crawled...

 

[288gto]

it's me and the biz with Masta Ace, a.k.a. the boobtoucher

 

[lurkingdirk]

it's me and the biz with Masta Ace, a.k.a. the boobtoucher

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?

 

[288gto]

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?

Beer, Vodka, Some strange drink including Schweppes, another beer, another rakija, and this funny lap-top

 

[Shifty]

^^ Looks like someone is starting to get on Dirk's nerves ...

 

[lurkingdirk]

Shifty seems observant.

 

[288gto]

^^ Looks like someone is starting to get on Dirk's nerves ...

``i like it when a plan comes together``

 

[Shifty]

Back on topic, 'ol Ace is indeed the man.

The ladies love him.

 

[288gto]

Back on topic, 'ol Ace is indeed the man.

The ladies love him.

one bad mean motherfucker from back in da future

 

[Jack Davenport]

Greatest effing parroty thread ever!

:rofl:

 

[Shifty]

(dibs on lefty)

 

[BCT]

(dibs on lefty)

Whats fucked up is that fat chick would probably be hot if she was 60 pounds lighter.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Damn, my sack did the turtle shell impression just from looking at that picture! :eek:

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?

I've been wondering the same thing since he joined 6 months ago. Looks like Candidate Number 5 to join my ignore list...

Whats fucked up is that fat chick would probably be hot if she was 60 pounds lighter.

Which one are you- wait a minute. I c wut u did thar.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

(dibs on lefty)

Bastard. When I saw that pic I was already planning a post along the lines of "I would fuck the one on the left, and I'm pretty sure I have fucked the one on the right."

Although it must be asked : if our chubby-chasing friend has finally achieved this dream of taking a pic with two larger ladies in the buff and three rasslin' belts, why he only gets to be United States Champion? He needs to swap belts with righty. He's clearly THE champ of his world. WHOOOO!!!!!!!

 

[alexpnz]

Back on topic, 'ol Ace is indeed the man.

The ladies love him.

There is absolutely no shot in hell that those 2 belts could get buckled around the waist of those 2 water buffaloes. :nono:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Can I borrow your towel?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

 

[lurkingdirk]

Be honest, you wrote that on the shitter, didn't you?

Also, the line under your name, as well as the P.S. are shoddy penmanship. You can do better.

(parody)

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I was taking a massive dump. It looked like an anaconda.