Accidentally Masturbating to Bull Porn

[imsohorny]

Has this ever happened to you?

I was happily roaming the beautiful adult-intended depths of the internet, when I see this beautiful young female by the name of Paris Deluxxxe or something of that matter. I quickly whip out my semi-erect dick in order to fully experience the interview, which was in Hungarian or Swedish... After about 2 minutes, 2 bare-naked men come in with throbbing cocks so this beautiful whole-some girl can suck on them like a dirty slut. I enjoyed.

Quickly I felt the cum go up my penis, and had to ejaculate, I rapidly fast forwarded the video until the cum-shot scene so I could ejaculate in-sync with the 2 good Samaritans, she was lying down on her back. She had a cock.

I was left in a state of stupefaction not knowing what to think of the past-experience I was in... I'm not into this sort of things, I'm not saying its wrong for a healthy human female to have an appendage of those sorts, but i am simply not attracted to this sort of pleasurable entertainment.

If you are one of those few, unlucky bastards that has ever been involved in one of these experiences please share... it would be helpful for me to understand how you can cope with such a traumatizing mental image.

 

[Shifty]

Oh, I hear ya. This happened to me recently.

I did some searching and found some support:

Helpful Discussion Forum

 

[PirateKing]

Penis or no penis, you gotta finish what you started.

 

[maildude]

Always ask for references before jerking off to porn.

 

[ICanHasLogin]

It's a trap!

 

[316sherm]

:wtf:
:turnturn:

 

[meesterperfect]

what about the poor bull?
how do you think he feels?

 

[Rey C.]

I'm not saying its wrong for a healthy human female to have an appendage of those sorts...

Uh, wut?! That's where you lost me. I fell off the truck and I'm not sure where I am on the highway now.

I didn't know what "bull porn" was until reading this though. Now I know of another category to avoid. So
thanks. :hatsoff:

 

[Death-Proof-69]

my mind has become so jaded that i don't know if an image could bother me anymore...kinda sad really

 

[StanScratch]

During my younger days, I had "a guy" who bought me a bunch of porno tapes and porno mags. Of course, I paid dearly for them...but hell, in my youth, it was money well spent.
Of course, there were times when I refused.
One day, he bought a bunch of tapes over, including one called "TS-Surprise", which featured Ron Jeremy with a very surprised look on his face as he is reaching between the legs of a very hot young thing.
I refused to buy this tape.
"Are you sure?" he asked. He kept looking at the cover. "She sure is hot, though, ain't she."
"Uh...not really my type," I said.
"You sure you don't want this? I might keep this for myself,"
"You go ahead and do that."
"I wonder what the surprise is?"
"I am sure you will find out."

He did. He cussed me out the next time he called me.
Ah, childhood memories.

 

[EwaSonnetIsGod]

I wouldnt worry about a thing. I'm sure there is at least a 5% chance that it wont turn you gay. You haven't had a major craving for a hotdog since then, have you?

 

[Doc Scurlock]

It happens. Some of the trannies are really convincing. Take Sarina Valentina, thought it was a hot chick, wrong.

 

[biomech]

Did you watch it again?

 

[Tittyman5000]

Ah Ha Ha Ha HA! :rofl2: That is too funny! Never happen to me but from now on i'll be peecautious

 

[feller469]

what do you get when You Milk a bull?

a friend for life

what do you call a masterbating bull?

beef stroganoff

 

[imsohorny]

Penis or no penis, you gotta finish what you started.

I did... sadly I did, that is the worst part.

 

[imsohorny]

Uh, wut?! That's where you lost me. I fell off the truck and I'm not sure where I am on the highway now.

I didn't know what "bull porn" was until reading this though. Now I know of another category to avoid. So
thanks. :hatsoff:

In vertebrate biology, an appendage is an external body part, or natural prolongation, that protrudes from an organism's body, such as a vertebrate's limbs. It is a general term that covers any of the homologous body parts that may extend from a body segment. These include antennae, mouthparts (including mandibles, maxillae and maxillipeds), wings, elytra, gills, walking legs (pereiopods), swimming legs (pleopods), sexual organs (gonopods), and parts of the tail (uropods).


Your welcome.

 

[meesterperfect]

In vertebrate biology, an appendage is an external body part, or natural prolongation, that protrudes from an organism's body, such as a vertebrate's limbs. It is a general term that covers any of the homologous body parts that may extend from a body segment. These include antennae, mouthparts (including mandibles, maxillae and maxillipeds), wings, elytra, gills, walking legs (pereiopods), swimming legs (pleopods), sexual organs (gonopods), and parts of the tail (uropods).


Your welcome.

now that we know what the definition of appendage is what is your point ?

 

[scrapy]

Has this ever happened to you?

I was happily roaming the beautiful adult-intended depths of the internet, when I see this beautiful young female by the name of Paris Deluxxxe or something of that matter. I quickly whip out my semi-erect dick in order to fully experience the interview, which was in Hungarian or Swedish... After about 2 minutes, 2 bare-naked men come in with throbbing cocks so this beautiful whole-some girl can suck on them like a dirty slut. I enjoyed.

Quickly I felt the cum go up my penis, and had to ejaculate, I rapidly fast forwarded the video until the cum-shot scene so I could ejaculate in-sync with the 2 good Samaritans, she was lying down on her back. She had a cock.

I was left in a state of stupefaction not knowing what to think of the past-experience I was in... I'm not into this sort of things, I'm not saying its wrong for a healthy human female to have an appendage of those sorts, but i am simply not attracted to this sort of pleasurable entertainment.

If you are one of those few, unlucky bastards that has ever been involved in one of these experiences please share... it would be helpful for me to understand how you can cope with such a traumatizing mental image.

THat is hilarious

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Hetero FAIL!