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squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
i like lubricants cause they feel and sound like a 'gina or a mouth. ive never had a toy, but always wanted to see how they felt. i bet they suck.
 

dave_rhino

Closed Account
Hand.

Masturbation isn't that great, no point trying to put effort into it.

I just do it because it's a habit, and a release.

....Just like taking a shit....

What's the best way to take a shit?... :1orglaugh
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
Hand.

Masturbation isn't that great, no point trying to put effort into it.

I just do it because it's a habit, and a release.

....Just like taking a shit....

What's the best way to take a shit?... :1orglaugh

i feel the same. it isnt that great, especially when youre fucking someone. it is a habit and release. good point.

the best way to take a shit? upside down of course.:updown:
 
ok cmon all we got is the hand? arent there any kool creative things to do out there? hows the fleshlight and what lubricants are good? u gotta have some crazy stuff that works well!
 
go to babeland.com and order the blossom masterbator and some babeland lube. You'll never simply handy yourself again.

I love the fleshlight. I use a hand/body lotion that has lanolin in it. It's cheap and easy to clean up.
 
Rosey and Freeones FTW!!!
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
fleshlight! :thumbsup:

But ye old hand never goes out of style!
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
ok kool. whats the best insert though??

:dunno: Only one I have is the speed bump one. Works like a charm! :thumbsup:

Haven't gotten any others, but I'd recommend that one! :rubbel:
 
oh i just tried a ziploc bad full of thick honey....it felt awsome but i didnt bust. hmmm which shall it be? fleshlight or blossom?
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
wtf is blossom???
 

dave_rhino

Closed Account
ok cmon all we got is the hand? arent there any kool creative things to do out there? hows the fleshlight and what lubricants are good? u gotta have some crazy stuff that works well!

Ok this is gonna sound like one of those really stereotypical responses... But how about a girl?

I mean, it's just masturbating, i just don't see the point of trying to improve it, when at the end of the day all it is is a substitute for a vagina. :2 cents:
 

Smittmaestro

Center of the fothermucking universe
Hand...

Oh man, there is a show that comes on once a week on an informercial channel yes there is an informercial channel.

It's titled Shop Erotic...

-cs™
 

member006

Closed Account
you know more about jerking off than i do. ill say thats a good thing. :tongue:

I just Googled the name that guy left. I wanted to know what "blossom" was too just like Legzman.

I just figured I'd search it out on FreeOnes too. I mean if someone is interested in buying something along those lines why not fill the bank that feeds you. ;) No pun intended. :D

LL
 
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