A woman's heart is as changeable....

[PirateKing]

...as the [NOBABE]autumn sky[/NOBABE].

This sentence sold me millions of copies. They call me the Poet King.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Oh, well, I can recite poetry too, you know.

Roses are red,
They grow on a vine,
I love every bone in your body,
Especially mine.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Roses are red,
Tomatoes are too,
If I had some right now,
I'd throw them at you.

 

[xfire]

Roses are red like the color of blood
Blue is your face when covered in mud
Writing short verse
Can be quite a curse
You'll hit a few winners but more often a dud

 

[PirateKing]

Oh, well, I can recite poetry too, you know.

Roses are red,
They grow on a vine,
I love every bone in your body,
Especially mine.

Roses are red,
Tomatoes are too,
If I had some right now,
I'd throw them at you.

Roses are red like the color of blood
Blue is your face when covered in mud
Writing short verse
Can be quite a curse
You'll hit a few winners but more often a dud

Roses can also be black or yellow, but I'm still inspired nonetheless.

 

[DR. B]

...as the [NOBABE]autumn sky[/NOBABE].

This sentence sold me millions of copies. They call me the Poet King.

come up with your own shit :/

http://books.google.com/books?id=OZ...geable.... ...as the autumn sky.&f=false

 

[Mabvlox]

...as the [NOBABE]autumn sky[/NOBABE].

This sentence sold me millions of copies. They call me the Poet King.

Woman is flighty.
Like a feather in the wind,
she changes in voice and in thought,
always a lovely,
pretty face,
in tears or in laughter, she's untrue.

Woman is flighty.
like a feather in the wind,
she changes in voice and in thought,
and in thought!
and in thought!

Always miserable
is he who trusts her,
he who confides in her his unwary heart!
Yet one never feels
fully happy
who from that bosom does not drink love!


Woman is flighty.
Like a feather in the wind,
she changes her words,
and her thoughts!
and her thoughts!

 

[Mabvlox]

...as the [NOBABE]autumn sky[/NOBABE].

This sentence sold me millions of copies. They call me the Poet King.

Woman is flighty.
Like a feather in the wind,
she changes in voice and in thought,
always a lovely,
pretty face,
in tears or in laughter, she's untrue.

Woman is flighty.
like a feather in the wind,
she changes in voice and in thought,
and in thought!
and in thought!

Always miserable
is he who trusts her,
he who confides in her his unwary heart!
Yet one never feels
fully happy
who from that bosom does not drink love!


Woman is flighty.
Like a feather in the wind,
she changes her words,
and her thoughts!
and her thoughts!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Rhyming is hard.
I like tits.

 

[Mr_Balls]

Vaginas are hot
A good lover hits the spot
brow sweat be blotted

It's a haiku

 

[vodkazvictim]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The moderator is sexy
Dear Supa, can I rim you?

 

[StanScratch]

My penis is dancing.
It is sliding, prodding, prancing,
My penis is dancing, everywhere.

My penis is happy
Because it does not have the clap - yay
My penis is happy everywhere.

My penis is singing.
About the love it is bringing.
My penis is singing every time.

 

[squallumz]

a million copies of what, fag magazine?

 

[Briana Lee]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Rhyming is hard.
I like tits.

:rofl2: I nearly fell off my chair laughing when I read this....and I still have no idea why! Haha!

 

[Shifty]

...as the [NOBABE]autumn sky[/NOBABE].

This sentence sold me millions of copies. They call me the Poet King.

That's fucking terrible. Walk the plank.

And by walk the plank I mean suck my dick.

 

[lurkingdirk]

That's fucking terrible. Walk the plank.

And by walk the plank I mean suck my dick.

And by "suck my dick," he means that he's drunk, and you need only to wait for him to pass out before you can entirely have your way with him.

 

[Skyraider22]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Rhyming is hard.
I like tits.

That was great

 

[Shifty]

And by "suck my dick," he means that he's drunk, and you need only to wait for him to pass out before you can entirely have your way with him.

Walk the plank.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Walk the plank.

Also slang for "take me from behind."

 

[Shifty]

Also slang for "take me from behind."

Swab the poopdeck.

There. Try to find a double entrendre in that one fucker.