A serious question (parody)

[assari]

Would you be ready to kill your best friend if he / she asked you for such a favor?


I got the idea for this question from this book! (wtf)

 

[Pornfan99]

I'd tell them to do it the way Brad Delp did. Buy a charcoal grill, bag of charcoal, lighter fluid and box matches. Write out any last notes. Bring everything into your bathroom with a tub. CLOSE THE DOOR. Seal the bottom / sides with towels. Pour a big ol' bowl of charcoal in the grill, drench it with fluid and ignite it. And then just chill in the tub.

 

[assari]

I'd tell them to do it the way Brad Delp did. Buy a charcoal grill, bag of charcoal, lighter fluid and box matches. Write out any last notes. Bring everything into your bathroom with a tub. CLOSE THE DOOR. Seal the bottom / sides with towels. Pour a big ol' bowl of charcoal in the grill, drench it with fluid and ignite it. And then just chill in the tub.

That can be a good way to help a friend!

I would use a simpler method myself.
A bullet to the head or an ax blow to the back!

 

[Mr. Daystar]

No. And I wouldn't help him either. That's what living wills are for, among other assorted legal papers. I believe in God, and the tenets of Christianity, and I've already done enough stupid shit to piss him off already, I'm not adding murder to it.

 

[xfire]

That's a selfish thing to ask a friend to do. Go pull a water gun on a cop, that'll do the fucking trick. Stupid.

 

[tvstrip]

Dead people can't testify that they asked you to kill them.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Dead people can't testify that they asked you to kill them.

No, they can't, which makes it worse, because the only witness on your side, is the one you just whacked.

I had to make the decision to disconnect my mother from life support, and it sure as fuck wasn't something I would ever wish on anybody, let alone having to do the actual heavy lifting yourself.