"Seriously, dude? Seriously? You're going to try and eat me? You really want to do this? You want to play this game? Because I will fuck you up. No, I will seriously fuck you up. I'm not talking about a clipped ear or something. I am talking about turning you inside out. I will spend all nine of your lives in the next six seconds. I will eat you, your *****ren, your *****ren's *****ren and any other thing that you've spent your seed on. I'm an eagle, you stupid fuck. A fucking eagle. Do you know what that is? Not the Philadelphia kind that gets punted by some Packers in the first round of the playoffs. I ain't that guy. I am the guy who will rip your head off with my beak and use the rest of your lifeless body as my toilet. Yeah, some fucking hunter you are - you act like tough ****, but once faced with prey that fights back, you turn into a fucking pussy. Must be a southerner. Now, high tail it out of here, little kitty, or I turn you into fucking kitty litter. I dare you. I double dare you."