A man and his cat

[Homer Simpson]

Men and cats, a dangerous combination!!

 

[vodkazvictim]

it's clear to me who's controlling whom here...

 

[Christa]

I have pics of me Dad and their dog with guns! A Texas thing

 

[StanScratch]

Lookin' pretty gay there, dude. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Johnieb]

Lookin' pretty gay there, dude.
he does have the GUN

 

[Justanothergirl]

Don't fuck with my pussy.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Don't fuck with my pussy.

There was no with in my intentions dear girl, just fucking your pussy
/subtlety

 

[Cannon_X]

"And this is what you'll get if you touch my little Mr. Bigglesworth. Isn't that right punkin? Yes the bad guys will never get you. Daddy's gonna shoot them bitches if they try to take you."

 

[redhotgorillausa]

That is Osama Bin Laden on HGTV.