What would you do if you found yourself with the power of an ancient mythological deity or *******? You might say you'd use your new-found gifts to make the world a better place, but history has shown us that it doesn't always go down that way.
In fact, the real gods and creatures of lore found themselves using their supernatural skills to, well, get laid mostly. Being immortal must get lonely.
6. Zeus
Since the ancient Greeks didn't have access to TV, the closest thing they had to a Kardashian was Zeus. And the king of the gods loved layin' some Olympian pipe. He had almost 50 baby mamas...
4. Odin
Odin, king of the Norse gods, only had one eye because he traded the other one for infinite wisdom. With his infinite wisdom he came to the conclusion that bumpin' uglies was a fun pastime...
2. Pan
Pan was a Greek god who was all about the party. He liked to ***** and run around with his bare erection out, making people uncomfortable...
