20 Signs You're a Big, Flapping Douche Bag

[Ace Boobtoucher]

IMO this one should be number one.

4. You purse your glossed lips in every picture ever taken of you.

http://doucheymcdoucheavitch.blogspot.com/2009/08/20-signs-youre-big-flapping-douche-bag.html

 

[ChefChiTown]

Shouldn't...

You start a website called DoucheyMcDoucheavitch and think it's hilarious to make fun of douche bags

...be somewhere on that list? I mean, it's kind of ironic, you know? Starting a douchey website to make fun of douches?

 

[24788]

I really don't see the problem with tanning and some of the other ones. I'm outside right now tanning on my laptop.

It's what I want to do and it's nice out.

 

[Will E Worm]

10. You're over the age of 5 yet still wear clothes with characters from kid's shows on them because you think it's "cute."

I don't have a problem with females wearing clothing like that.

Stay away from guys like the ones on that site.

 

[24788]

10. You're over the age of 5 yet still wear clothes with characters from kid's shows on them because you think it's "cute."

I don't have a problem with females wearing clothing like that.

Stay away from guys like the ones on that site.

Why though it's what they want to wear? Freedom of choice who cares if they look like a d bag because someone else thinks that. That just means there close minded to other peoples choices.

 

[Funkwerkz]

Up to age of 25, girls and young women love Hello Kitty stuff.

 

[BlueBalls]

I always knew I was a douche bag. But I don't fit any of those criteria, yes I walk around shirtless when I'm at home but that doesn't count unless you have company. When I have company I wear a full three piece suit. So fuck you society!

I guess I'm not a douche bag. Just a complete asshole . . . which I'm fine with

 

[skechers]

Why though it's what they want to wear? Freedom of choice who cares if they look like a d bag because someone else thinks that. That just means there close minded to other peoples choices.

Yep Someone else is always going to hate you for some reason. No matter what. So who cares?

*Rocks his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles T-shirt proudly.

 

[Will E Worm]

Why though it's what they want to wear? Freedom of choice who cares if they look like a d bag because someone else thinks that. That just means there close minded to other peoples choices.

A suburban guy trying to look like he's from the inner city is annoying.

What else do you want?

 

[skechers]

Up to age of 25, girls and young women love Hello Kitty stuff.

Hello Kitty panties are magical.

 

[Lungzyn]

Arent about half of them "you're a Guido stereotype"?

 

[24788]

Yep Someone else is always going to hate you for some reason. No matter what. So who cares?

*Rocks his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles T-shirt proudly.

So true and it always seems one sided.

A type of person can't do this, but another type of person can. What ever happened to not giving a fuck and living your OWN life.

 

[BlueBalls]

So true and it always seems one sided.

A type of person can't do this, but another type of person can. What ever happened to not giving a fuck and living your OWN life.

MTV is to blame.

 

[mongo18]

Did you see some of the chicks in those photos? Maybe there's something to be said for douchedom.

(not that I'm a douche or a douche sympathizer, if I wore lip gloss or spiked my hair I'd have to kick my own ass)

 

[24788]

A suburban guy trying to look like he's from the inner city is annoying.

What else do you want?

How you got that connection puzzles me. I live in Saint Paul. I grew up somewhat poor due to my parents being separated, but that's really besides the point.

No I'm not from a ghetto, but I've been working since I was 14-15 doing odd jobs and at the age of 16 I got a real job at Arby's. Yea it's not the greatest job, but it helped me to afford the things I needed and some items I wanted.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Why though it's what they want to wear? Freedom of choice who cares if they look like a d bag because someone else thinks that. That just means there close minded to other peoples choices.

But, it doesn't change the fact that they're still douche bags. :dunno:

Yep Someone else is always going to hate you for some reason. No matter what. So who cares?

*Rocks his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles T-shirt proudly.

I have a TMNT shirt too. But, mine is like a peachish-pinky kind of color. It sucks sooooo bad, but there's no chance I'm ever throwing it out.

 

[24788]

But, it doesn't change the fact that they're still douche bags. :dunno:



I have a TMNT shirt too. But, mine is like a peachish-pinky kind of color. It sucks sooooo bad, but there's no chance I'm ever throwing it out.

It's true and I often wonder sometimes why people dress or act the way they do, but I wouldn't ever do anything about it.

White Sox = D bags *giggles*

 

[joop26]

You know you're a douchebag when you start bangin all the porn girls you've been lusting after all these years!

 

[D-rock]

It's sad, but a lot of bodybuilders out there seem to fit into about 10 of those things. I don't know if that says something about people that bodybuild. :1orglaugh

A couple of those things could also applay to people that look gay.

 

[Rey C.]

You know you're a douchebag when you start bangin all the porn girls you've been lusting after all these years!

Do I need to be identified as a douchebag before this starts happening, or do I get to bang them all first to get that tag?

I just need to know the rules, cause I think I'd be down for some douchbagdom.